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Originally Posted by Stardust
Nope, just direct her sight to the tonka toy department.
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I hear ya! So you know what she tells me next? She goes..."I thought instead of going away for vacation you might want to buy a boat you always wanted. One that we can go out on and do some fishing and maybe sleep on with the kids during the summer on weekends. Ya know....cook in the galley and have a bottle of wine up on deck...enjoy the stars. That sort of stuff.
This chick is crazy. She went from a Lincoln continental to a 26 foot cabin cruiser that sleeps 4 with a gas tank large enough to fit into the friggin Lincoln.
I just said sure honey and to stick it up the gas stations butts on land and water, I'll work double shifts and weekends just for gasoline. Heck, I'll just run the lawn mower, weed whacker, and the snow blower 24/7. Ya know...that way I never have to bother starting them up when I need them and have to fool around with that choke and pull start thingy.
I said it really nice and with a smile on my face. To my surprise she caught wise to my sarcasm and I had lentil soup from a can tonight for dinner. From a can!
If she wasn't so hot I'd get rid of her......but I guess were buying a boat. Lentils suck!