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Old 02-20-2006, 11:58 AM   #1
tandy4000
Zebra joke

I hesitated before I put this up, but then I saw Rich's first post here and decided its ok.

A zebra in Africa has wondered for all his life if he is black with white stripes or white with black stripes. Well, the zebra dies and when he goes to heaven, he askes God the question "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?".
God sits for a little bit and says "You are what you are."
Dissapointed with this answer, the zebra goes to see the devil and says "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes? I asked God and He just said that I am what I am".
The devil sits there for a little and thinks and then says "Aha! You're white with black stripes because if you were black, God would have said 'You is what you is'"
 

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