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10-30-2005, 09:45 PM
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New Evening Classes For Men!!!
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
Tuesdays
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET PAPER ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
Thursdays
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE GARBAGE CAN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
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10-31-2005, 04:54 AM
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 I see you know my hubby! ok-I'll sign him up
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10-31-2005, 05:47 AM
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Hehe, I laughed out loud when I read this because I'm the biggest enabler of all the above; I never say a word because he always is doing nice things for me. Barry is guilty of all but the parallel parking one, but mostly because I don't fool around behind the wheel. As many times as this was read, only you commented; I hope ppl aren't taking this joke seriously...
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10-31-2005, 03:09 PM
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Hmm, can I sign someone up to take my place? Aside from the flowers I think I can pass that class.
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10-31-2005, 07:41 PM
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aaww, you are an angel... 
How many years have you been married?
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10-31-2005, 09:06 PM
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I have been married for 2 years.
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10-31-2005, 09:09 PM
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Wow, so have we...2nd anniversary was Oct. 4!
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11-01-2005, 09:05 AM
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Well congrats! Hopefully your spouse is not getting on your nerves too much, I think I just bug the crazy out of my wife. Of course I just laugh and remind her that she agreed to marry a nut.
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11-01-2005, 08:05 PM
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Hahaha, that's my gift too...I bug HIM, he doesn't bug me. He puts up with the roach bins, three chams and any animal in need I happen upon...
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11-01-2005, 08:20 PM
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I give my wife one of these quite often  she seems to think it means "hit me" but that's okay. I then return a  which annoys her the most. Oh the joys of marriage. Though I have learned that being married does give me someone I can blame. I just say "I'm married" with that I can get away with just about anything.
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