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Old 07-21-2006, 07:21 AM   #1
crotalusadamanteus
Are YOU dirty minded???

OK, to see if you are a dirty minded person, get a pencil and note pad and write down your answers. Than scroll down to next post and compare your answers.


1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as
intercourse?

2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a
head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of
which is a word for a woman?

6). What does a dog do that you can step into?

7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't
get one you can use your hands?

8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of
birdcages?

10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on
others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they
re married?


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Old 07-21-2006, 07:25 AM   #2
crotalusadamanteus
Answers.....

ANSWERS:

1. (talk)

2. (legs)

3. (a twenty dollar bill)

4. (firetruck)

5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)

6. (pants)

7. (fork)

8. (Almond Joy candy bar)

9. (grit)

10. (last name)
 
Old 07-21-2006, 12:05 PM   #3
Mooing Tricycle
who isnt a perv on fauna?
 
Old 07-21-2006, 11:05 PM   #4
ladyserpent7
i failed big time....haha...yah..like someones going to think of an almond joy bar....
 
Old 07-25-2006, 01:12 AM   #5
ZX11
Am I dirty minded??

Uh......hhmmm........YEP
 
Old 07-25-2006, 01:45 PM   #6
Robinsons
I didn't need a quiz t o me me that.
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