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07-21-2006, 07:21 AM
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Are YOU dirty minded???
OK, to see if you are a dirty minded person, get a pencil and note pad and write down your answers. Than scroll down to next post and compare your answers.
1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as
intercourse?
2). What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3). What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a
head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4). What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5). Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of
which is a word for a woman?
6). What does a dog do that you can step into?
7). What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't
get one you can use your hands?
8). What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9). What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of
birdcages?
10). What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on
others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they
re married?
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07-21-2006, 07:25 AM
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#2
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Answers.....
ANSWERS:
1. (talk)
2. (legs)
3. (a twenty dollar bill)
4. (firetruck)
5. (bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. (pants)
7. (fork)
8. (Almond Joy candy bar)
9. (grit)
10. (last name)
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07-21-2006, 12:05 PM
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#3
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who isnt a perv on fauna?
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07-21-2006, 11:05 PM
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#4
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i failed big time....haha...yah..like someones going to think of an almond joy bar....
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07-25-2006, 01:12 AM
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#5
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Am I dirty minded??
Uh......hhmmm........YEP
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07-25-2006, 01:45 PM
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#6
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I didn't need a quiz t o me me that.
Lorretta Robinson
Mom at the Robinson Zoo
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