Pittsburgh Reptile Show Sept. 20th 2009!

I don't know if it would be considered cruelty but what Kristy has in store for Dennis certainly is. I'm still trying to iron the wrinkles out of my table cloth after she was wringing it (I'm guessing imagining it was Dennis' neck) at the mere mention of Dennis' name. I am surprised you didn't find one of those poor SOB's wearing the Algar Reptiles shirts bloodied in the parking lot. She did show some real self control in not walking up behind one of them and taking her frustrations out on them.

Originally Posted by royal1reptiles

ok so kristy wanted midget strippers soooo much that she sent me these links so i could find them .... ( mabye she did not send them and i found them for her) HAHA There will be no strippers at the show no matter how small they are....

I am officially tramatized now.

Originally Posted by DAND

I don't know if it would be considered cruelty but what Kristy has in store for Dennis certainly is. I'm still trying to iron the wrinkles out of my table cloth after she was wringing it (I'm guessing imagining it was Dennis' neck) at the mere mention of Dennis' name. I am surprised you didn't find one of those poor SOB's wearing the Algar Reptiles shirts bloodied in the parking lot. She did show some real self control in not walking up behind one of them and taking her frustrations out on them.

DAve you could not imagine the self control I had to have at that show.

I kept thinking my mom was close enough to midget size I should toss her and take out their table. M poor mom had the look of fear in her eye the rest of day after I asked her how tall she actually was.

Ok im starting to get ready for the October Show the phone calls are starting already thought i would let anyone looking for a table know that there are only 2 left at this time. So call NOW i hate turning people down but looks like a waiting list might be coming soon.

Also i was thinking about making a vendors brag page on the web site if any vendors would like to "brag" about something they will be bringing to the show take a pic or two tell me what it is and what you will be selling it for, Send me an email to royalreptiles1@aol.com and once i get one or two i can start a vendor brag page! I think this might be a great way for vendors to have things sold before they even get to the show for pick up that day! Just thinking about more and more ways to make all my vendors more money.
If any one has any other ideas let me know and i will try to use them if possible.

ok think i talked enough
thanks for reading
Amanda Hess
www.pghreptileshow.com

I'm still waiting for the midge strippers. Kristy is taking her sweet time interviewing them.

Kristy must be really busy interviewing those midget strippers. I have not heard any thing from her....

I dont think you two understand how hard it is to get a decent midget stripper.
I must have interviewed 500 of them.
I no longer have any one dollar bills. Of course to interview them and get them full effect you have to actually tip them in their midget G-strings ( or would it be g-strings).

Trying to find one that is the right size. Not too small, not too tall, not too skinny, arms not too short, good pole skills.... It has not been a treat at all.

Originally Posted by porkchop48

I dont think you two understand how hard it is to get a decent midget stripper.
I must have interviewed 500 of them.
I no longer have any one dollar bills. Of course to interview them and get them full effect you have to actually tip them in their midget G-strings ( or would it be g-strings).

Trying to find one that is the right size. Not too small, not too tall, not too skinny, arms not too short, good pole skills.... It has not been a treat at all.

I have no comments nay more i cant stop laughing i think i will have to make sure you make lots of money at the next show ALL in ones that is....

Originally Posted by porkchop48

I dont think you two understand how hard it is to get a decent midget stripper.
I must have interviewed 500 of them.
I no longer have any one dollar bills. Of course to interview them and get them full effect you have to actually tip them in their midget G-strings ( or would it be g-strings).

Trying to find one that is the right size. Not too small, not too tall, not too skinny, arms not too short, good pole skills.... It has not been a treat at all.

I would just like to have the definition of "good pole skills".

Originally Posted by DAND

I would just like to have the definition of "good pole skills".

When you can twirl around the pole and slide down it slowly with no hands