Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck

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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following questions :



You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.



Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.



You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.



You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do you do?



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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:












Democrat's
Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier stree t that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.



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Republican's
Answer:





BANG!




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Redneck's Answer:




BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those
the
Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next
one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist


More...

LMAO!

Yeah!

I think that puts me squarely in the REDNECK category........

Dang, I voted for the wrong guy. This test makes me a republican, I hate wasting ammo.

What about the White Trash guy?

Bang! Bang!

"Damn it!! You made me spill my beer!!"

Kick! Kick! Kick!

"You no good...!!"

"Oh look, somebody lost a roll of duct tape!! It must be my lucky day!"

"Hey Baby, look what I just found!!"

Wife: "You know, we don't have room for all these toys you keep bringing home for the kids"

OMFG I'm a redneck. *cries*

Ah well, I'm still voting for Obama.

So I guess I'm a Republican...I hate wasting ammo too!

Originally Posted by captnemo

So I guess I'm a Republican...I hate wasting ammo too!

I guess I'm closest to the white trash. I believe in the BANG, BANG theory if you are forced to shoot another person.

And you really don't want to spill my beer either. I only get about 6 of them a year.