A few quotes i thought you might enjoy,,,
Mike Oxbigger - France Sucks
Q: Why are all the streets in Paris lined with tree's?
A: Because Germans like to march in the shade.
Q: How did the Germans defeat Frace so easy?
A: They had their troops march in backwords and the French thought they were leaving!
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I hear the French tank has 14 gears. 13 of them are in reverse.
The forward gear is for when someone attacks from behind.
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Ed Kline - France
Did you hear about the new french uniform?
Its camouflaged on the back.
How many troops does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows, it's never been tried.
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Jim.Jenkins@trane.com – Re: stuff about the french
1. The good thing about the french is they surrender with dignity.
2. They cannot beat half-dead american cyclists in their own bike race
(greg lemond and lance armstrong).
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Historic milestones from great countries: Rome - a world-
class highway system to connect all conquered territories,
the Coliseum, and the Roman legions. Greece - The Olympic
games and the Spartan army. Egypt - The pyramids, King Tut,
and the Library of Alexandria. Britain - Huge invincible
naval fleets, the Magna Charta, and the Empire on which the sun
never sets. America - The interstate highway system, nuclear
warfare, and the moon landing. Germany - Albert Einstein,
the jet fighter, the ICBM, the Porsche 959. France - The
Eiffel Tower, cooked snails, mimes, berets, and the phrase
"Retreat!"
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America, England, Japan, Germany, and even Italy are all
renowned for their fancy and expensive supercars. When
did anyone ever dream of the day they could buy a Peugot
or a Le Car? Does France make anything at all of any
value?
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'French Soldier' is an oxymoron.
They couldn’t fight their way out of a wet croissant.
France has always been invincible in peace and invisible during war.
They are incapable of thinking ahead, planning a schedule or keeping an appointment—all the while shamelessly reveling in a complex web of moral cowardice and financial self-interest. (Oops, that was a serious answer, wasn’t it?)
They burn down their churches, throw away their bibles and worship Jerry Lewis.
In a foxhole, the stench of those dirty, little cigarettes are not enough to mask that repugnant body odor.
Their idea of a war is trying to get people into Euro-Disneyland.
The average French soldier would look and act like Gerard Depardon’t.
Their battle cry: Mommy, mommy, the Germans are coming!
The only thing they do faster than surrender is to “oui, oui” in their tight little pants.
Their favorite combat word—retreat!
Going to war without France is like deer-hunting without a bag-pipe.
How tough can you be in battle if your name is Yves or Michelle?
Le Wimps.
They’re French!
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hope you enjoyed these,,,, i know i did,,,!