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Lonely Hearts Club Forum Looking for someone with a common interest? Why not go where they hang out? Have fun, but not TOO much fun in here. ONLY members over 18 are welcome here.

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Old 06-12-2013, 10:22 AM   #1
Durante
WHO NEEDS A WIFE?

Fresh wife only a year old available for trade or cash, accepting offers...

AGE: 29
HEIGHT: 5'11
WEIGHT: around 150 pounds
EYES: Green
HAIR: Short, color varies
BODY: Semi-Athletic, large breast
CLEANS: not often or well
LAUNDRY: On occasion but not responsible for shrinkage or matching socks
COOKS: cant make a sandwich, does reservations like a boss if your paying
FAMILY: calls often & will request loans from you
PETS: 1 cat, only poops when your in the shower
WORK: Part time, but never has money
KIDS: 1 male, not included in the trade
SEX: lacking desire & stamina since marriage/child, wine improves performance
HOBBIES: sleeping, whining, 2 hour baths, candy crush & Mob wife's

Terms of Service: no support, no supplies, no assistance, no visitation, & no contact once transactions are complete. Absolutely no returns or credit!
 
Old 06-12-2013, 10:35 AM   #2
dawgylove
i'll take her !!!
 
Old 06-12-2013, 10:48 AM   #3
Durante
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i'll take her !!!
LOL, The screen name "dawgylove" kind of worries me a bit since I promised the kid I'd at least try to send her somewhere she could be content & happy.. what do u have for trade?
 
Old 06-12-2013, 10:56 AM   #4
radera5
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LOL, The screen name "dawgylove" kind of worries me a bit since I promised the kid I'd at least try to send her somewhere she could be content & happy.. what do u have for trade?
Does she like dogs? Has she ever wanted to be a movie star?

Send her to him!
 
Old 06-12-2013, 11:09 AM   #5
bkline
Lol that's great
 
Old 06-12-2013, 11:18 AM   #6
Durante
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Does she like dogs? Has she ever wanted to be a movie star?

Send her to him!
wow lol, she doesn't even get love from her fellow women. So happy she doesn't get on fauna to see this joke take this bad turn or I'd be in the "dog house" for a while. Actually maybe I should keep her, I mean who else would put up with me lol
 
Old 06-12-2013, 11:58 AM   #7
AbsoluteApril

"wine improves performance"
 
Old 06-12-2013, 12:09 PM   #8
radera5
lmao

This is awesome Chris. If we can't have a little fun with each others wives, what can we do? Er.....wait.
 
Old 06-12-2013, 12:16 PM   #9
Durante
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lmao

This is awesome Chris. If we can't have a little fun with each others wives, what can we do? Er.....wait.
I absolutely agree... and already took a screen shot so you cant back out
 
Old 06-12-2013, 08:50 PM   #10
Metachrosis
Sorry Dawg . . . . .
 

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