Potentially and Reality
An 8 year old kid asks his father,"Tell me, dad, what's the difference between 'Potentially' and 'Reality'."
Dad:"I will show you son." Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Honey would you sleep with Bill Gates for 1 million dollars?"
Wife:"Yes, of course! I would never waste such an opportunity."
Dad then asks his 18 year old daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pit for 1 million dollars? Daughter:"Wow! Yes, he's my fantasy."
So dad turns to his elder son and asks him:"Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?" Elder son:"Yeah! Why not, Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate."
So father turns back to his younger son and says,"You see son, potentially we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in reality we are living.....
with 2 prostitutes.....
and 1 queer!!!!!!
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