Top Ten Reasons Why Men

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And The Number One Reason Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...
1. You can buy a SILENCER for a gun!!

]Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

But the 22 can't do near the damage if it turns on you.

9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

But the one on the road is what's going to get you in trouble.

8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

Just so your finger prints are on it.

7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

But it knows.

6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

Which renders you basically useless to the gun.

5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

Okay, I'll give you that one.

4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

...with proper care.

3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

The power really isn't in the grips.

2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

But if you you fall asleep without first properly maintaining the gun, you'll be sorry the next time you try to use it.

And The Number One Reason Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women...
1. You can buy a SILENCER for a gun!!

You'll get the same result from diamonds, and they're legal.


Noelle

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