A recipe for STUPID

Was digging through old pictures today and came across this one and had to remind myself of some the dumb things I have done in the past. This is about 2 decades old, so hopefully I've learned some stuff since then.

RECIPE FOR STUPID:
1. Take one part 11' burmese python
2. Take one part idiot owner (me)
3. Place 1 beach towel in burmese cage on top of medical heating pad
4. Add one adult rabbit to cage, let burmese eat rabbit in the cage.
5. Let it all bake for an hour or so
6. Have your college roommate find your burmese swallowing the towel
7. Whisper sweet nothings to your burmese so that it releases it's new "towel meal".

1.5 hours later, presto, your "STUPID" is ready to be served.
I'm sure you can count 20 plus reasons this was stupid!

LOL, didnt this happen to Alice Coopers boa..He had to have surgery to remove it.

Not sure about the Alice Cooper story? In my case, once we caught her in the act, she decided it wasn't worth it and spit it out

Well at least you found it before it ate the entire thing and hopefully others will learn from this if they hadn't heard of this type of thing happening before. I've mainly heard of paper towels being ingested.

Originally Posted by cornchips

LOL, didnt this happen to Alice Coopers boa..He had to have surgery to remove it.

His snake ate a heating pad:
http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ali...gency-surgery/

Originally Posted by AbsoluteApril

Well at least you found it before it ate the entire thing

True statement - phew!

I swear there's a thread SOMEWHERE in here about a snake that did eat a towel - the entire thing - and eventually passed it , but I'm damned if I can find it - I've searched every key word I can think of with no success, but I promise there was one....

Originally Posted by Helenthereef

I swear there's a thread SOMEWHERE in here about a snake that did eat a towel - the entire thing - and eventually passed it , but I'm damned if I can find it - I've searched every key word I can think of with no success, but I promise there was one....

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

Cymbal crash!