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Old 06-12-2013, 10:48 PM   #11
Helenthereef
 
Old 06-12-2013, 11:06 PM   #12
radera5
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I absolutely agree... and already took a screen shot so you cant back out
Backing out? I've been waiting around all damn day!
 
Old 06-13-2013, 03:08 AM   #13
Helenthereef
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Backing out? I've been waiting around all damn day!

Having delivery problems?
 
Old 06-13-2013, 08:35 AM   #14
radera5
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Having delivery problems?
Helen!

Delivery man must not be able to find the driveway again.
 
Old 06-18-2013, 11:43 AM   #15
allreptiles1966
Too funny Chris.
 
Old 09-11-2013, 10:09 PM   #16
jkinnally
She still on the market. Lol
 
Old 09-11-2013, 10:57 PM   #17
hhmoore
Chris - why did you let her get so tall??
 
Old 09-12-2013, 12:14 AM   #18
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She still on the market. Lol
Sorry James your too late. I make settlement on a new home on Sept.26th & she learned how to make a decent meatloaf. She is really proud of herself for it so I been eating the same meatloaf dinner every day for the last 2 weeks. I get crazy looks from the grocery store butcher, take on crazy stomach pains, & have horrible nightmares of drowning in ground beef... but because I cant break her heart & tell her I'm sick of it I must already have to much invested, lol.

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Chris - why did you let her get so tall??
She came like that, lol. I love the long legs now though. I found the only thing to worry about with tall women is they usually have big protective daddy's. On the way to meet her father for the 1st time, let him know she was pregnant, & that I wanted to eventually marry her I got really worried. To help me calm down she assured me I could relax because he was the runt among all of his brothers. She left out the part about him still standing 6'5 though until I already at his door knocking, lol.
 
Old 09-12-2013, 02:08 PM   #19
jkinnally
mmmmm meatloaf, it's the little things that make it all worthwhile.Next you need to teach her chicken and dumplings.That stuff is the same, one huge batch can last for weeks just ask my ex wife.
 

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