3 IT Guys

There were 3 IT guys stuck on a desert island. No wine, no women, no entertainment, except for each other and they pretty much had enough of that.

One day they find a lamp and sure enough the lamp has a genie in it. They rub the lamp and out pops the genie... "Since there are 3 of you I can only give you 1 wish each in exchange for my release" he says.

The first guy, the programmer, says "I wish I was back in my house, playing with my kids on the living room floor! ". and then instantly, poof! and he was gone!

The 2nd guy, an analyst says "I wish I was back in my garage working on my Harley and drinking beer with my friends!". Poof! he was gone too!

The last guy, a UNIX admin, looks around and says "It's kind of lonely here now, I wish those other guys were back here"....

LOL, thats funny. Here's a real nerdy one:

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

I saw that one on a T-shirt. Couldn't help but wonder how many times they had to explain.!

A bit more nerdiness:

SELECT *
FROM users
WHERE clue > 0
zero rows returned