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08-01-2013, 08:09 AM
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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."
"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"
"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."
"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!"
"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."
"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."
"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."
"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."
"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."
"Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless."
"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."
"You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."
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08-01-2013, 09:03 AM
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haha, all very good lines!
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08-01-2013, 02:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JColt
"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."
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That one is so cute!
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08-02-2013, 09:03 PM
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An actual line used on me ...
"C'mon, go out with me ... once you go southern, you don't want no other'n".
It worked. Once.
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08-03-2013, 01:50 PM
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Favorite cheesy pick-up lines (not favorite in a good way):
"Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?" 
"You had me from hello..." (Used when I didn't even say anything to the guy...  )
"Can you walk by again just so I can make sure you're not a mirage"
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08-05-2013, 11:03 AM
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"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?"
When she slaps you in the face, you then say.
"What, you don't like pizza."
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08-05-2013, 12:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Offkillter1
"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?"
When she slaps you in the face, you then say.
"What, you don't like pizza."
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09-08-2013, 02:40 AM
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-Know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice - I'm Chris
-  me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Yolanda?
-That dress is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd would be too.
-I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
-Just give me 1 chance with you, 143 strippers cant be wrong
-Can you help me find my Mercedes Benz?
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09-10-2013, 11:36 PM
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#9
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