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| Lonely Hearts Club Forum Looking for someone with a common interest? Why not go where they hang out? Have fun, but not TOO much fun in here. ONLY members over 18 are welcome here. |
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View Poll Results: Fun Kinky Personal Ads !!!!!!!
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Single male seeks reptile loving females for Fauna harem
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Sweet wholesome funny attorney-in-training seeks lintelligent conversation and email
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2.56% |
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Hot hot hot.....seeking same.......
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5.13% |
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Lonely Fauna male seeks warm loving women to make my python real happy
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Feathers, bubblebaths, girly stuff: female seeks female reptile lover for fun times
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7.69% |
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Got the leather, got the handcuffs, need you right now, come on baby
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15.38% |
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Sadistic female with braces seeks guys who wants bjs heee, heeeee
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Sexy female seeks handsome male, I give great hot oil massages by candlelight
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Biker guy seeks hot mama for rides and more
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Need cute women to come look at my geckoes, they are cute and I am too......
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2.56% |
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A nibble here, a nibble there, I know it's a snake board, but bites aren't ALL bad....lol
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10.26% |
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Oh yeah baby just talking about cornsnakes gets me in the mood.....
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You're going to do WHAT? Well, maybe....mmmmm,yeah.....
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17.95% |
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Oh yeah baby I love it when you talk genetics to me.....
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23.08% |
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Not on THIS board: Email me for PRIVATE info, baby
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12-09-2004, 06:04 PM
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poll
OK I ran a poll recently to see what y'all wanted in the way of a new poll. The top 2 choices were: How to Understand Women,and Personal Ads.
Since I am part of the Sisterhood, I cannot divulge how to understand women except to hint that it involves many gifts, chocolate, and, well...oops, I cannot say more  .
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12-09-2004, 06:53 PM
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LOL I got a kick out of the "talk genetics to me baby" option, since I usually end up getting involved in either complex science or political discussions with ummm guy friends.
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12-09-2004, 06:59 PM
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Hmmm, I've recieved a few gift certificates entitleing me certain acts on certain nights. Were on the way!
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12-09-2004, 08:05 PM
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I hand out IOU's after I date someone.
Sample.......
IOU a trip to the mental hospital you nutcase witch.... 
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12-10-2004, 12:41 AM
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Sometimes I just want to give poor Brian a big hug 
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12-10-2004, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by lucille
It is the ONLY thing that Americans have not codified, or managed to market with gift certificates or drive thrus.
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yeah, but one can still hope, right?  (actually I'm on the other end of the scale, so don't call me the s word.)
Darn the header said choice(s), so I checked a couple, but the one that it registered wouldn't have been my first choice.
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12-10-2004, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by TooManyBurmese
Sometimes I just want to give poor Brian a big hug |
You sure you don't mean a choak hold....... ???????????
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12-12-2004, 02:14 AM
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I just buy patches for my woman.
Some rubber cement and some patch jobs now and then keep my woman happy.For 29.99 she is so realistic...Paul Yancick
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03-23-2005, 09:29 AM
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Paul I'm sure that saves $ on running personal ads as well, lol.....
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03-27-2005, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by bcfos
You sure you don't mean a choak hold....... ???????????
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Perhaps it's just me, but Brian comes accross as being a very interesting man....
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