Husbandry of human offspring?

Originally Posted by polasian

Thanks Chris. Can you send me specs on these enclosures? Also...should I use Cyprus mulch, or just stick with news paper?

I'd go with newspaper.

They learn to read faster that way.

Thanks Tyler...I look damn good in a dress

No, you don't, Nick. Those legs need to be SHAVED.

Thank you pookie. Imagine if the first words they say is "Muff Muff" (my sister is gonna kill me).

I'd PAY to watch that fight!!!

Thanks Melinda. For a while I was seeing if I could somehow stimulate myself to lactate...but like you said, I decided to leave the hard stuff to the parents.

Sneak in and rob your sister's old birth control pills. The estrogen should help.

Thanks guys...I appreciate all the kind words. I'll post more info/pics as it comes in!

You'd BETTER.

Originally Posted by polasian

No problem, Christine .


Here's the dam and offspring ID # 1...

DAMN, your sister is BEAUTIFUL!!! A vision of loving motherhood!!! And the babies!!! I WANT ONE!!!!

Here's a closer examination of the foot pads...

WTF??? Where are the lamellae??? How do they cling to their tanks???

DAMN!!! I go AWOL for a few days and all Hell breaks loose!!!

Where were you!??!...I must have paged you 20 times . It's bad enough that you kept missing lamaze classes...but to be MIA for the actual birth?!?!

As for the prayers-here ya go!!

I love you momma Donna! I forwarded the prayers to my sister

I'd go with newspaper.

They learn to read faster that way.

That's true...however, my local free papers have a bunch of "massage therapist" or "lingerie model" advets in them. I'm not sure if I want to expose the offspring to that type of material. I'm an uncle/auntie now...I need to be responsible!!! (plus, if I use that as cage lining, then I'll have nothing to look at...I...I...I mean...read).

No, you don't, Nick. Those legs need to be SHAVED.

Hey now, some people prefer the Mediterranean look.

And the babies!!! I WANT ONE!!!!

I wont put them on the market until they've shed at least three times, and have 10+ good meals in them. (please refer to my TOS for additional details)

WTF??? Where are the lamellae??? How do they cling to their tanks???

I've attached suction cups on the inside of the enclosures for climbing. (well, I thought they were suction cups, but they turned out to be breast pumps ).



Here are a couple more pics...

The dam and 0.1 (ID # Zoe Amalia Walter)...



The sire and 0.1 (ID # Luna Ayana Walter)...

I love those names, so beautiful. I'm sending along some Reiki for these precious little souls. I bet they're getting stronger every day. <3

Originally Posted by polasian

Where were you!??!...I must have paged you 20 times . It's bad enough that you kept missing lamaze classes...but to be MIA for the actual birth?!?!

Would have been nice if someone told me I was a coach...

I love you momma Donna! I forwarded the prayers to my sister

LOL-I'll bet she thinks I'm some kind of holy-roller nut-job. Hell-would she be shocked!!

Herpers for Jesus-LOL!!!

That's true...however, my local free papers have a bunch of "massage therapist" or "lingerie model" advets in them. I'm not sure if I want to expose the offspring to that type of material. I'm an uncle/auntie now...I need to be responsible!!! (plus, if I use that as cage lining, then I'll have nothing to look at...I...I...I mean...read).

You don't put the personal ads in, you dolt!!! You put the local & world news and that sort of thing in.

Hey now, some people prefer the Mediterranean look.

Yeah-speaking of that...your boy-friend was looking for you...

AWWW! Congrats Auntie Nick! They're adorable! Glad everyone made it through and came out healthy!

Any updates on the babies, Nick???

Originally Posted by SamanthaJane13

Any updates on the babies, Nick???

Yes momma Donna...last night I found out that BOTH of the offspring are now off life support!!!!!!!



One still has a feeding tube inside, but they are both strong & healthy

I'll post pics once I receive them.

That's AWESOME, Nick!!

I'm so glad for you and your family!!!

They're all still in our prayers!!!

Originally Posted by polasian

Yes momma Donna...last night I found out that BOTH of the offspring are now off life support!!!!!!!

That's awesome news!

Soon they'll be coming over for sleep-overs...

(hee)