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Old 05-19-2010, 12:31 PM   #21
polasian
Thanks for all the kind words, guys . Now I feel kinda guilty for even considering using the kids to test out the ventilation in my new racks...by locking them in there overnight .

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Here are two prime specimens I have considered offering up. Both have all toes and nails but neither has a tail The bigger one keeps a messy cage and the little one bites. As you can see they can be handled if you get a good grip. As interesting as they are I think I will be ready to let them go in 15-20 years. Inquire for prices
HEY! That post is VERY inappropriate! ............................................it belongs in the classifieds
 
Old 05-19-2010, 12:33 PM   #22
polasian
Even with all of your great advice, I've still been searching for more husbandry info. The following, is a MUST have (IMO) for anyone who will be dealing with "Children"...

 
Old 05-19-2010, 12:36 PM   #23
shinezilla
You are making me really nervous, Nicholas.
 
Old 05-19-2010, 12:43 PM   #24
kmarsh
ROFLMAO I have a nephew that has a baby on the way and I had to forward that to him. It was hilarious. Thanks for sharing and good luck with the new additions.
 
Old 05-19-2010, 01:16 PM   #25
Utta
hahaha oh nick. You are awesome sir. Just. Awesome.
 
Old 05-19-2010, 04:01 PM   #26
Twizted Paths
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You are making me really nervous, Nicholas.
You weren't thinking of letting him be free range where you

I told you, they need crated anytime they're not muzzled & chained.

And what ever you do DON'T feed them, they'll never leave!

The above applies to both men and children.
 
Old 05-19-2010, 04:20 PM   #27
Abby
This entire thread is hilarious Thank God I won't ever need any of this advice.
 
Old 05-19-2010, 04:56 PM   #28
shinezilla
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Originally Posted by Twizted Paths View Post
You weren't thinking of letting him be free range where you

I told you, they need crated anytime they're not muzzled & chained.

And what ever you do DON'T feed them, they'll never leave!

The above applies to both men and children.
Thank you, Belle!!!

Finally, someone who gives the REAL 411 on these little demon spawns...

My 4yr old learned her colors and numbers with mommy's lighters at the age of 2
 
Old 05-19-2010, 05:37 PM   #29
crissabella
Nick, i am laughing my off right now!!! I needed that, after the crummy day at work i had.
 
Old 05-19-2010, 05:42 PM   #30
Twizted Paths
When my daughter was in kindergarten I had to go after school & talk to the teacher because she properly identified a pic of a bufo as a toad not a frog and wouldn't back down.

I wound up in the principle's office because the damn teacher wouldn't admit there's a difference between frogs and toads. I should have kept my mouth shut, they called social services on me for having a boa
 

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