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Some classified ad titles are just too good for their own good.
Fortunately the person who wrote this ad locked it, otherwise Rich or one of the mods would hafta be smackin me down for my smart butt answers....

Originally Posted by lucille

Some classified ad titles are just too good for their own good.
Fortunately the person who wrote this ad locked it, otherwise Rich or one of the mods would hafta be smackin me down for my smart butt answers....

My project is already well under way, so i would have to say no to that request from that person

Lucille, You had me spitting milk out my nose with that one

Originally Posted by lucille

Some classified ad titles are just too good for their own good.

While checking the classifieds, I occasionally see some stuff that makes me laugh. I saved a few posts for an occasion such as this
(of course, the authors shall remain anonymous)

dude i want to but rodents whats up ????

He/she meant to type "buy," but it didn't turn out that way. Had this person added another "t" it would have made my day (hey...it gets lonely in the classifieds...so after a while I get easily entertained)

you first get nile out of cage is crazy.does calm down after out.thin you can mess with the face in cage it is crazy.

The "messing with the face" wording made me smile.

I dont have any Cactus here in ... so here is a stupid question. Can we eat these? Do you serve them raw or cook them?

I don't know...I found it funny that someone was inquiring about a snack within Fauna's classifieds (even if it was a legit question).

Originally Posted by polasian

...it gets lonely in the classifieds...

I know!!! You can write ads for companionship!!! That way it won't be lonely!!!

Here:

Don't want no runners
Don't want no dancers
Don't want no playas or peepers or prancers

Don't want pretenders, don't want refusers
All I want is advertising perusers

We'll read about pythons, spiders and pieds
And sellers of books and how-to guides
Suddenly happy in days and in nides
Never lonely again, in the classifieds

Actually...the Classifieds Blues are more like.........

check it, yo...listen...yo....one two

these are the classifieds...the be 4 selling, inquiring & tradin
there aint no debatin

if ya don't like wild caught, then take it to a discussion forum
dont be postin here & starting some sh........ storm

when a mod says quit it, ya best recognize
keep posting and i'll clean this place up, you'll be sanitized

add yo full name
or you'll drive me insane

if ya post from Cameroon,
you'll be looking for a new forum soon

the ad says its a "dinker"
even if ya think its a normal, dont post a stinker

if you fail to understand
then I'll explain it with a ban



word yo...one love...holla back...peace

(The above is track # 7 of the "day never ends" LP...it'll be available in July of 2011 at your local radio shack & the fauna donations thread)

...that's scary nick..

Originally Posted by Heart4Dragonz

...that's scary nick..

I know...

Any other talents you'd like to share with us, Nick?

Originally Posted by crissabella

Any other talents you'd like to share with us, Nick?

Now you guys are just making fun of me...

(Lucille...I feel lonelier now then when I did prior to coming to the LH forum...j/k )

Originally Posted by polasian

Now you guys are just making fun of me...

(Lucille...I feel lonelier now then when I did prior to coming to the LH forum...j/k)

Nick, if you ever get a chance to hear me sing, you can make fun of me all you want, hows that?