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Here I sit, broken hearted...
Cuz I think I just farted
After a snake bit my face and it really smarted?

So,yo I reach for first aid...
I'm hoping the scar will eventually fade

I checked FC to seek some advice...
they said, "don't play with your snake after holding some mice"

Christine is new, hopped on FC to say choa...
little did she know, there was a wolf on the prowl

Who is the wolf you ask, well i'll tell you this fact....

In a few months, she'll be adding 2 new members to the pack.....
They will be herpers
just as soon as they'll be burpers

Touche.

Im such a meat head,I am married and just realized I was on a singles forum.The title confused me,then I seen some dude rapping so I jumped in and just caught on.Very sorry gotta g before the wife sees me here.Brett Boller had the same stud thread, anyways

Here I sit, broken hearted...
Cuz I think I just farted
After a snake bit my face and it really smarted?

So,yo I reach for first aid...
I'm hoping the scar will eventually fade

I checked FC to seek some advice...
they said, "don't play with your snake after holding some mice"

Christine is new, hopped on FC to say choa...
little did she know, there was a wolf on the prowl

Who is the wolf you ask, well i'll tell you this fact....

In a few months, she'll be adding 2 new members to the pack.....
They will be herpers
just as soon as they'll be burpers

Here on Fauna, as i type, many friends have been made
From Kevin, to Nick, to Lucille and Dave

Image is everything. We need a group of cute (female)Fauna members (white cowboy boots, white cowboy hat, royal blue hot pants with 'Fauna' printed on the back) to be the background backup to the rap, we'll call them the Faunettes. And on each side if the stage, the mods in white denim pimp suits with fedoras.

Here I sit, broken hearted...
Cuz I think I just farted
After a snake bit my face and it really smarted?

So,yo I reach for first aid...
I'm hoping the scar will eventually fade

I checked FC to seek some advice...
they said, "don't play with your snake after holding some mice"

Christine is new, hopped on FC to say choa...
little did she know, there was a wolf on the prowl

Who is the wolf you ask, well i'll tell you this fact....

In a few months, she'll be adding 2 new members to the pack.....
They will be herpers
just as soon as they'll be burpers

Here on Fauna, as i type, many friends have been made
From Kevin, to Nick, to Lucille and Dave
__________________

Hello friends we're gonna fight the good fight
Gonna smack down scammers with all of our might,
I look to my left and I look to my right
And I say bring it (Faunettes: 'Yeah bring it')

See dose scammers how dey steal and how dey lie
But we got em now on de BOI
We gonna out them now and we gonna let dem fry
And we say bring it (Faunettes: 'bring it')

It all started with a dude named Rich
And he decided that karma's a witch
Now we can kick dose scammers right into the ditch
And we say bring it (Faunettes: 'bring it')

Yeah we got our babes and we got our guys
And the scammers are starting to realize
That we're not gonna take no more of their lies
And we say bring it (Faunettes: 'bring it')

An honest mistake ain't no big deal
But if you're trying to lie or you're tryin to steal
We're gonna bring you pain and bust your deal

Come on. Bring it.

Originally Posted by lucille

Image is everything. We need a group of cute (female)Fauna members (white cowboy boots, white cowboy hat, royal blue hot pants with 'Fauna' printed on the back) to be the background backup to the rap, we'll call them the Faunettes. And on each side if the stage, the mods in white denim pimp suits with fedoras.

Here I sit, broken hearted...
Cuz I think I just farted
After a snake bit my face and it really smarted?

So,yo I reach for first aid...
I'm hoping the scar will eventually fade

I checked FC to seek some advice...
they said, "don't play with your snake after holding some mice"

Christine is new, hopped on FC to say choa...
little did she know, there was a wolf on the prowl

Who is the wolf you ask, well i'll tell you this fact....

In a few months, she'll be adding 2 new members to the pack.....
They will be herpers
just as soon as they'll be burpers

Here on Fauna, as i type, many friends have been made
From Kevin, to Nick, to Lucille and Dave
__________________

Hello friends we're gonna fight the good fight
Gonna smack down scammers with all of our might,
I look to my left and I look to my right
And I say bring it (Faunettes: 'Yeah bring it')

See dose scammers how dey steal and how dey lie
But we got em now on de BOI
We gonna out them now and we gonna let dem fry
And we say bring it (Faunettes: 'bring it')

It all started with a dude named Rich
And he decided that karma's a witch
Now we can kick dose scammers right into the ditch
And we say bring it (Faunettes: 'bring it')

Yeah we got our babes and we got our guys
And the scammers are starting to realize
That we're not gonna take no more of their lies
And we say bring it (Faunettes: 'bring it')

An honest mistake ain't no big deal
But if you're trying to lie or you're tryin to steal
We're gonna bring you pain and bust your deal

Come on. Bring it.

What about the male backup??

Hard bodies with six-packs, great pecs, and glutes you can bounce quarters off of!!

I'll take a dozen!!!

Count me in for two dozen, please.

If the ladies of Fauna are gonna be wearing hotpants and singing backup, then i think it's only fair to include some of Fauna's guys in the mix as well

Any volunteers?

Originally Posted by SamanthaJane13

What about the male backup??

Hard bodies with six-packs, great pecs, and glutes you can bounce quarters off of!!

I'll take a dozen!!!

I have all of those.....



but they are camoflauged by the ummmmmmmm fat

Originally Posted by Southern Wolf

I have all of those.....



but they are camoflauged by the ummmmmmmm fat

Nothing wrong with a little extra around the middle. Some women prefer more meat on a guy