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Correct: I vend all Pittsburgh Reptile Expo events, and Pickups from there save $25 on transport!!**
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FYI, I am at least starting this itinerary solo which means taking longer between some Stops, as I will need ~6 hours of sleep per day. Anyone who would like to see the countryside, meet new people and possibly see collections (when cordially invited to do so), for not much pay but all food n' snacks covered, hit me up!**
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NOTA BENE!! We have created a new price matrix for multiple Shipments going to one (1) Customer (Recipient), here it is in simplest form:
One (1) Pickup = $125
Two (2) Pickups = $225
A third or more Pickups will be $75/ea. on top of the $225.
Further
NOTA BENE: This is when ALL Stops,
id est all Pickups + Delivery, are within
Standard Territory,
id est: All of PA down the east coast to Tampa, across the Gulf down to San Antonio, over to Abilene and straight up through the eastern halves/portions of OK/KS/NE, lower portion of MN, lower halves of WI and MI, all of MO/IA/IL/IN/OH, and everything within.
Id est, exempli gratia; if just one (1) Stop, whether Pickup or Delivery, is in El Paso, this will incur a $50 surcharge; if in Odessa, a $25 surcharge. These examples are part of Extended Territory. Exceptionally large Shipments still incur their own surcharge (possibly on top of an Extended Territory surcharge), whether a single large animal (
exempli gratia, an adult
D. polylepis, O. hannah or
Lachesis sp.), a large pair of animals (e.g., full-grown
B. rhinoceros), or a gazillion animals.***
Greetings Everyone,
For those who were a part of any or all of the first 19 itineraries, or who at least followed the corresponding ads:
November 3:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...d.php?t=741990
November 17:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...d.php?t=743530
November 30:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...d.php?t=745171
December 15:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...d.php?t=746372
December 29:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...d.php?t=747466
January 11:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...d.php?t=748657
January 28:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...08#post2244808
February 8:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...d.php?t=750893
March 2:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...d.php?t=752201
March 23:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...d.php?t=753972
April 13:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...d.php?t=755101
May 4:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...d.php?t=757160
May 19:
https://www.faunaclassifieds.com/for...d.php?t=758367
June 15:
https://www.faunaclassifieds.com/for...d.php?t=760260
July 13:
https://www.faunaclassifieds.com/for...d.php?t=762953
August 10:
https://www.faunaclassifieds.com/for...95#post2268395
August 24:
https://www.faunaclassifieds.com/for...19#post2270319
September 15:
https://www.faunaclassifieds.com/for...d.php?t=768336
October 19:
https://www.faunaclassifieds.com/for...d.php?t=771661
...I am returning to The Lone Star State on November 15th (actual arrival = 11/18). For those who are unaware of what all of this pertains to, please read my original ‘(VENOMOUS) ANIMAL DELIVERY SERVICE’ ad posted on September 4:
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/foru...83#post2222383, and read all of the positive feedback on the first of the aforementioned links (11/3).
Nota Bene: This original ad needs some serious revamping, ha, but You will get the gist of it.
I will detail how the process works which is quite simple honestly, via a pre-typed description that I copy/paste to everyone, and/or over a phone call. In the meantime, please check out the previous ‘Texas-Bound’ ads for an idea of how these itineraries work, the smooth flow n’ logical order of Pickups and Deliveries that is, and infer what You can.
As of November 17, I have 18 Shipments/25 Stops lined up so far. See photos 2-4 for Google Maps screenshots of the current itinerary, and the corresponding list here (
id est, 'currently' because more Stops [Shipments] will likely be added which, logically, will alter the itinerary, but which
all affected Sellers and Customers will be apprised of renewed ETAs ASAP):
Sunday, 11/14 (not depicted)
Cheswick (Pittsburgh Reptile Expo): Pickup
Aston: Pickup
Philadelphia: Pickup (NPI S72T Cage)
Home
Monday, 11/15
Concord Twp: Pickup x 2
Parma: Pickup x 2
Tuesday, 11/16
Taylorsville: Pickup
Williamston: Pickup
Wednesday, 11/17
West Columbia: Pickup
Ridgeland: Pickup
Atlanta (Delta, ironic): Delivery (from Parma Pickup)
North Little Rock: Delivery (from Parma Pickup)
Thursday, 11/18
Sallisaw: Pickup
Irving: Delivery (from Philadelphia Pickup)
Cleveland: Pickup x 2
Friday, 11/19
Kyle: Delivery (from Concord Twp. Pickup)
Burnet: Delivery x 3 (from Concord Twp. & Taylorsville Pickups, and from me)
Odessa: Pickup
El Paso: Delivery (from Aston Pickup)
Sunday, 11/21
Pequot Lakes: Delivery x 3 (from Williamston & Ridgeland Pickups, and from me)
Monday, 11/22
Brodhead: Delivery (from Cheswick/Pittsburgh Reptile Show Pickup)
Martinsville: Delivery x 2 (from Sallisaw Pickup, and from me)
Dayton: Delivery (from Cleveland Pickup)
Concord Twp: Delivery (from Cleveland Pickup)
Tuesday, 11/23
Pittsburgh (Delta, more irony): Delivery (from West Columbia Pickup)
Greeley: Delivery (from Odessa Pickup)
Home
Nota Bene: Google Maps Stop times show to be sooner, therefore the overall itinerary to be completed
a lot sooner, based on nonstop driving; however, though we
drive “nonstop”, being realistic based on the first 19 itineraries (my gregarious, loquacious and personable nature being most culpable for delays, haha), I have adjusted for later days/times in creating more accurate ETAs. As Stops (Shipments) are added, ETAs will likely be affected, but we will apprise
all affected Sellers and Customers of updated ETAs ASAP.
Further
Nota Bene: Deliveries from us will not show a Pickup, nor will Pickups for us show a Delivery. As well, we occasionally perform a Pickup(s) for the following itinerary. This is to explain any discrepancy in number of Pickups to number of Deliveries--and essentially/ultimately, to the number of Shipments I claim--if You're bored and actually keep track of this, haha,
but the real intention is to depict everywhere we are stopping and traveling through in case You have something to add. Also, added Shipments do
not necessarily mean added Stops if both Pickup and Delivery are locations we are already hitting up.
Id est, added Shipments will not necessarily add time (save playing Tetris to fit everything as well as more animals to inspect in our daily inspections).
Please share these ads like wildfire! The more Shipments the merrier! And as far as payment options ($
125 [minor surcharges for multiple Pickups, and for Pickups and/or Deliveries outside of Standard Territory - be looking for a new colour-coded ‘territory map’ soon]),
it is preferable for the Customer (Recipient) to pay me directly, but a few Sellers have preferred to pay me instead, and that’s fine. Payment will be due upon securing the Shipment from the Seller, whether from the Customer (preferable) or the Seller. My payment option details are:
Zelle:
Destroyer1000000@aol.com
Cash App: $Burzum9
Venmo: Burzum999
Facebook Pay:
https://www.facebook.com/timothy.j.gould.7
PayPal: PayPal.Me/Burzum999/125 (main site), or send to
Destroyer1000000@aol.com (app, mobile site)
Square:
Over the phone unless You trust credit card details or photos via email or text which I would immediately delete, but this is NOT recommended
I thank You in advance for Your (continuing) patronage, especially in the wake of Delta’s dreadful return on Veteran’s Day 2020! ...in which, word has it, they have failed several times already! (...no surprise...) I offer so many benefits to my service, including but not limited to: Daily inspections with videos of each animal sent as proof (Customers
love this!); live arrival guarantee (ask for terms or details); no special crating nor IATA labels; hand-delivery to Your home, work or public place of Your choice; flexibility and versatility including able to change course last minute (e.g. from home to work); direct communication (and timely responses) with the carrier of Your precious gems;
et cetera.
Give Obscure Gems Reptiles’ Animal Transport Service a shot, You will NOT be disappointed!!
Sincerely,
Timothy Gould
Obscure Gems Reptiles
Destroyer1000000@aol.com
Cell: (413) 427-4832
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