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12-10-2002, 11:07 AM
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Blonde joke(as if there aren't enough)...
A blonde walks into a beauty parlor wearing a set of earphones. The stylist asked her several times to please remove them, but the blonde steadfastly refused. So the stylist did her best to cut around them, but accidentally cut one of the wires. Instantly the blonde fell over dead. Completely freaked out, the stylist tries to revive her with no luck. Well, wanting to know what was SO important that the blonde couldn't take off the headphones she put the one that still worked to her ear and heard, "Breathe in..."
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12-23-2002, 01:24 AM
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Blonde at Doctor's
"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"
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12-23-2002, 01:25 AM
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#3
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Another dumb blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!'' The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
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12-23-2002, 08:40 PM
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#4
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Another Blonde Joke
A blonde walks into an appliance store and points and says how much for that tv. The saleswoman replies "sorry we don't serve your type here" So the blonde is very angry and goes home where she puts on a brow wig. She goes back to the store and once again the same thing happens. The blonde is even more angry now but is not gonna give up. So this time she dyes her black and walks into the same store. She goes and points one last time and once again askes for the tv. The saleswoman once again says sorry we don't sell to your kind of people. Then the blonde asks the woman how she knew that she was a blonde. She replies, well that thing you are pointing to is a microwave and not a tv.
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12-23-2002, 09:00 PM
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Two blonds are walking throught the woods. They happen upon some tracks. One says they are bear tracks, the other says they are deer tracks.
Who was right?
They were still argueing when the train hit them.
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12-24-2002, 12:02 PM
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#6
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A bit NAsty
How do you know when a blonde has been on a date?
She has a belt mark on her forhead
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12-24-2002, 12:08 PM
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What do you call the ears on a blonde?
Handlebars.
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12-27-2002, 01:39 PM
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Another
how do you kow that a blonde has been using your computer?
The joystick is all wet
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12-27-2002, 01:52 PM
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One Blonde tells another blonde a joke:
Blonde1:Why do blonde men have bruised belly buttons?
Blonde2:I dunno. Why?
Blonde1:Because blonde women are stupid too!
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12-27-2002, 05:58 PM
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#10
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How do you know that a blonde has been using your computer??
The monitor has white out all over the screen.
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