Music lyrics....

I'm sure that just about everyone out there listens to music. Thought I'd share a part of a song I was listening to that gave me a chuckle:

"Who the hell you calling crazy? You wouldn't know crazy if Charles Manson was eating fruit loops on your front porch."

Anybody else got a funny or just plain favorite song lyric?

A hall of mirrors opens into a room full of me
I could be anyone, we could be anyone
There is a choice to make, I see now
We turn over, we redefine this reflection
There is a choice to make
We will lie in our own graves

I swear I'm not truly a Britney fan, but whoever came up with ...

"all the boys and all the girls are begging to if you seek Amy"

was pretty darn clever

Do you trust what I trust? Me, Myself and I.

You having Suicidal Tendencies there, David?

If he's listening to ...and justice for all, then he shouldn't have any suicidal tendencies.

The tendencies or the albums by that band. He's listening to Metallica, he's clearly better than them both.

Originally Posted by shrap

You having Suicidal Tendencies there, David?

Only to the extent of, YOU CAN'T BRING ME DOWN!!!!!!!

Have a "Lovely, LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLovely" day.

I have always gotten a kick from these lyrics:


I went out on a date, With a girl, a bit late,
She had so many friends,
Gliding through many hands.
I brought my pogo stick, Just to show her a trick,
She had so many friends,
Gliding through many hands.

Unannounced twister games,
All players with no names,
They lined up double quick,
But just one pogo stick,
Everyone gets to play,
Runaway, expose',
It was so exotic,
But just one pogo stick.

Jump Pogo?..
Bounce Pogo, Down Pogo, Up Pogo

Oh, I like to spread you out,
Touching whoever's behind

I'm a music freak and like everything from Opera to Thrash, but a couple of sets of lyrics popped into my head for some reason:

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

(From Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo)

and when I'm feeling beered up and Irish a little Dropkick Murphys:

He's a legend in the bar with every scar,
fights a thousand bigger men (OI OI OI)
now he fights and loses
got all the bruises
will someone please step in?
Cause this Irish fools got a great big heart,
he keeps climbing back into the ring (OI OI OI),
in the low down circles where he holds his court,
this man he once was king...

You're so much
cooler when you
never pull it out

'cause you look so much cuter
with something in your mouth...