just to make you smile.........
I stubbed my toe this morning.
I got up at around 330 am and in a slumbering stupor walked into a wall on my way to the bathroom. That was bad enough. Then, as I approached the object of aim, I rammed my toes into the base of the toilet. I'm ok, its cool.
Then, as I attempt to leave the bathroom, pain strikes. Why is that? Why do you not feel anything when half asleep?
No, I did not cry {aloud} or swear {too much}. I just hobbled my teary eyed, now full awake, broken footed self to the bed, where my best friend, my beagle, was happy to pounce on the injury. Is there no end? What foul thoughts did I incur in my sleep that made this happen to me?
I am still awake, still hobbling.
Permission granted. You may laugh at my expense.
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