What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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A mother is in the kitchen one day, preparing dinner for the family.
Her young daughter walks in and asks her, “Mommy, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a while before deciding she ought to be honest with her daughter. She says, “Well honey, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and then they have sex.”
The daughter looks confused so the mother says, “That means that Daddy puts his willy between Mommy’s legs. That’s how you get a baby.”
The daughter thinks for a moment and then seems to understand. Then she says, “Oh, I see. But the other night when I came into your room you had Daddy’s willy in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
The mother replies, “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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What’s the difference between the G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will search for a golf ball.
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What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women wild?
A $100 bill.
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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A mother is in the kitchen one day, preparing dinner for the family.
Her young daughter walks in and asks her, “Mommy, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a while before deciding she ought to be honest with her daughter. She says, “Well honey, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and then they have sex.”
The daughter looks confused so the mother says, “That means that Daddy puts his willy between Mommy’s legs. That’s how you get a baby.”
The daughter thinks for a moment and then seems to understand. Then she says, “Oh, I see. But the other night when I came into your room you had Daddy’s willy in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
The mother replies, “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
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What’s the difference between the G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will search for a golf ball.
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What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women wild?
A $100 bill.
