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I am looking for a alligator that would be about $55 including shipping. If you have a gator you want to get rid of please email me at [email protected].
 
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$55 Shipping Included???

So what you're saying is you basically want something for nothing. No wonder why you got ripped. Anyone that says they are going to send you one at that figure shipped has you in their sites my friend. You get what you pay for. If you want a gator that cheap take walk in the Everglades at night with a steak tied around your neck. You'll get a nice one cheap lol.
 
Greg Riso said:
So what you're saying is you basically want something for nothing. No wonder why you got ripped. Anyone that says they are going to send you one at that figure shipped has you in their sites my friend. You get what you pay for. If you want a gator that cheap take walk in the Everglades at night with a steak tied around your neck. You'll get a nice one cheap lol.
YEAH YOU GUYS ARE COOL, YOU WOULDNT THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOU LOST 50$ AND 85$ THAT YOU SENT HIM BEFORE SO **** YOU! I GOT YOUR ADDRESSES OFF THIS SITE SO YOUR ****ED, YOU ****ING FAGGETS! IM GONNA GET A COUPLE MORE BODY COUNTS ON MY GUN YOU ****ING COMMUNIST BASTARDS!
BETTER TELL EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY THAT YOU LOVE THEM
HAVE A NICE DAY
 
bcg2cg2 said:
YEAH YOU GUYS ARE COOL, YOU WOULDNT THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOU LOST 50$ AND 85$ THAT YOU SENT HIM BEFORE SO **** YOU! I GOT YOUR ADDRESSES OFF THIS SITE SO YOUR ****ED, YOU ****ING FAGGETS! IM GONNA GET A COUPLE MORE BODY COUNTS ON MY GUN YOU ****ING COMMUNIST BASTARDS!
BETTER TELL EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY THAT YOU LOVE THEM
HAVE A NICE DAY


Hey Dustin,

Don't get your panties in a wad. Because you made a bad business choice doesn't give you the right to be a childish ass to someone who comments about your obvious stupidity. Maybe you should spend your time thinking prior to sending out your money instead of making idol threats that are not impressing anyone.
 
Congrats on your impending arrest, Dustin. I can see that society won't be at a loss with you gone.
 
If this is true, it seems the dumba** doesn't fall too far away from the dumba** tree.


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this is dustins dad. the sherrif of moorhead you sure impress people
with the words you use to put someone down. why post messages about
people when you dont know them. telling my son to kill himself by putting
steak around his neck so a gator can bite it off. your intellegance is
really low. dont post anything more unless you want to go to court for
threatening a 14 year old.




By the way Dustin's dad, "sherrif" is spelled sheriff and your lack of intelligence (not spelled intellegance) has obviously been passed down to your child. Spelling, reading and comprehension do not seem to be your strong points. (I was NOT the one who suggested for your mental midget of a son to put a steak around his neck) Well, I'm posting more so let us see if I have to go to court. :hehe:
 
bcg2cg2 said:
YEAH YOU GUYS ARE COOL, YOU WOULDNT THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOU LOST 50$ AND 85$ THAT YOU SENT HIM BEFORE SO **** YOU! I GOT YOUR ADDRESSES OFF THIS SITE SO YOUR ****ED, YOU ****ING FAGGETS! IM GONNA GET A COUPLE MORE BODY COUNTS ON MY GUN YOU ****ING COMMUNIST BASTARDS!
BETTER TELL EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY THAT YOU LOVE THEM
HAVE A NICE DAY

The only thing i have to say is this right here is considered to be a felony 5 in some states (i know for fact in ohio) he better watch his mouth before it bites him in the a$$. i know cause i was charged with as a youngster.
 
Message To Sheriff Bubba Gildea

First of all Dustin, I never threatened anyone. I wouldn't expect someone of your mental capacity to recognize, never the less, understand a joke. I'll give you a hint, the lol at the end of my statement actually means something lol. The sad part about this subject is, what if a nitwit like you actually does get your hands on an alligator? What a nice story for the anti reptile groups to pick up on and justify why our trade needs more regulation. I can see the headlines now. "ONE HANDED TEENAGER STILL LOVES HIS PET GATOR." You are exactly what this industry does NOT need. Please do yourself a favor. Go find one of your older brother's magazines and learn to use both hands while you still have them. That way you'll learn to be ambidextrous and still be useful to society after you lose one of them. That's a joke Bubba.
 
Banned... and little Dustin is going to be getting a visit from the Moorhead PD soon. Alas, he's not going to be having much use for an alligator after he's charged with fifth degree assault (MNSA 609.224) and false personation of a peace officer (MNSA 609.475 and MNSA 626.863).

Dustin's not especially bright. As has already been pointed out, he misspelled "sheriff." One who campaigns for and is elected to an office isn't especially prone to misspell their title.

Also, Moorhead doesn't have a sheriff. They have a local police department, which is overseen by a chief. The chief's name is Grant Weyland, and he shares my same lack of patience for Dustin's crimes.

The S.O. with jurisdiction over little Dustin's area is Clay County S.O., and is overseen by Sheriff Bill Bergquist. I imagine Sheriff Bergquist isn't going to be especially pleased about Dustin's illegal theft of his identity.

Dustin, being the exceptionally dim bulb that he is, used his own email address, which is I Murder U spelled backwards. Sorry kid, but no one's going to believe that came from a LEO. It's a profession where appearances count, and anyone who doesn't want to see their career die a quick death isn't going to use such a screen name, especially not someone who claims to hold an elected office. What a LEO does off duty can affect then just as badly than something that takes place on duty.

Finally, since I have some free time today, I'll be contacting AOL regarding Dustin's use of their service for criminal acts.
 
Thank You

Thanks Ken for pursuing fools like this and making them realize a "boyz in the hood" type of mentality will not be tolerated here. This kid obviously has some serious fixation with wanting to murder someone. Unless addressed now by someone like yourself and the appropriate law enforcement agencies his anger at the world just may come to fruition some day. I hope this kid gets an education and a life. :smash:
 
i hope he gets some jail time for that. the fact that he claims he has a gun with bodys on it and wants to more on it is not the smartest thing i heard someone admit thats just dumb and has no place in our hobby.
 
to everyone

Why Do U Guys Even Care About What He Said You Dont Have To Make A Big Deal Out Of Nothing And You Did Tell Him To Go Kill Himself By Putting A Steak Around His Neck And Have A Gator Kill Him. Dustin Is Cool
 
I'll Give You A Hint Ghettoboy

When someone tells me,
"SO **** YOU! I GOT YOUR ADDRESSES OFF THIS SITE SO YOUR ****ED, YOU ****ING FAGGETS! IM GONNA GET A COUPLE MORE BODY COUNTS ON MY GUN YOU ****ING COMMUNIST BASTARDS!
BETTER TELL EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY THAT YOU LOVE THEM
HAVE A NICE DAY"
that's what's known as a threat and I do take it seriously. It's high time you, Dustin, and any other degenerates of society realize it. You said,
"You Did Tell Him To Go Kill Himself By Putting A Steak Around His Neck And Have A Gator Kill Him."
I suggest you go back and reread my statement. What I said was,
If you want a gator that cheap take walk in the Everglades at night with a steak tied around your neck. You'll get a nice one cheap lol.
Please tell me, where does it say anything about him killing himself by having a gator kill him? I'll say it again since wit is obviously not one of your strong points. IT WAS SARCASM, AKA A JOKE.
Your buddy's threat is illegal and there is nothing "cool" about it. If you and your bro Dustin represent the future of this country then all I can say is we're all doomed. :toiletcla
 
gatoboy said:
Why Do U Guys Even Care About What He Said You Dont Have To Make A Big Deal Out Of Nothing And You Did Tell Him To Go Kill Himself By Putting A Steak Around His Neck And Have A Gator Kill Him. Dustin Is Cool

Let's see....
I care because Dustin is a liar and a criminal (and not a very smart one at that).
1) He used this site, which I moderate, to communicate a criminal threat. It's my business when lowlife scum use this site in a criminal manner.
2) Dustin's impersonating a law enforcement officer, which is a crime. Oweing to my background in criminal justice, this is another crime which I take very seriously.

It's going to be my pleasure to see to it that he faces the legal consequences of his actions. He likes to talk the talk, now it's time for him to walk the walk.

Originally Posted by gatoboy
to greg riso

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You Are A Little Chode Sucker, You ****en Fagget
That little gem earned you some warning points, hoss.
 
To everyone

Why cant we all just get along. Leave gatoboy and dustin alon so we can all get along and eat at a buffet and have a good time peace out!!!
 
To everyone

Besides dustin only 14, he didnt know the outcome of his event. Besides that steak thing was harsh








Peace out
 
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