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Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

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"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"


"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"

"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."

"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!"

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."


"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."

"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

"Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless."

"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."

"You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."
 
JColt said:
"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."
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That one is so cute!


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An actual line used on me ...

"C'mon, go out with me ... once you go southern, you don't want no other'n".

It worked. Once.
 
Favorite cheesy pick-up lines (not favorite in a good way):

"Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?":rolleyes:
"You had me from hello..." (Used when I didn't even say anything to the guy...:rolleyes:)
"Can you walk by again just so I can make sure you're not a mirage" :rolleyes:
 
"Hey baby, wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?"

When she slaps you in the face, you then say.

"What, you don't like pizza."
 
-Know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice - I'm Chris
-:censored: me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Yolanda?
-That dress is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd would be too.
-I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
-Just give me 1 chance with you, 143 strippers cant be wrong
-Can you help me find my Mercedes Benz?
 
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