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Chris @ Heartland Herps = Good Guy

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I just had a (can you say SMOOTH TRANSACTION) with Chris of Heartland Herps and Exotic Animal Rescue. For a 100% het Albino Male. Couldn't even count the number of calls we exchanged or how many minutes we talked, he was an all around nice guy to talk to and do business with. I will hopefully be doing business with Chris in the future.
Thanks Again Chris, Mike
 
thanks alot!!!

thanks for the kind words mike i do look forward doing more deals with you in the future and so every body knows mike is a awesome guy to deal with as well drop him a e mail and get to dealing with him and me
thanks,
chris a heartland herps
 
I beg to differ...

In September of 2007 I sent out 7 boas to Chris Brandenburg of Heartland Herps and Exotics or Sunflower State Serpents of Topeka, Kansas. The value of which was over $800 dollars after shipping expenses. Chris was supposed to send me out a male and female pair of 2007 Nicaruaguan boas, a 2007 male hypo het anery boa , and a female 2008 albino boa. (He told me that he sold all of the albinos from this year but was planning on producing more the following year. )
Since Chris had contacted me about a trade he shipped first. After receiving the male and female pair of 2007 Nicaruaguan boas and the 2007 male hypo het anery boa from Chris, I shipped out my 7 snakes to him. Chris said he would ship out an albino female or a snake of equal value when the weather warmed up the following year.
Well here it is July and I can’t get Chris to reply to my email messages or reply to my messages or comments on Myspace where we met. I have messaged him about bulletins he has posted with snakes for sale telling him that if he hadn’t produce any albinos this year, then I would accept another snake(s) of similar value.

So my point with posting this is to warn others about my trade experience with Chris of Heartland Herps and Exotics. Don’t ship before you get what he promised and make sure you sex them within the time allotted by his terms and guarantees. I just don’t want anyone else to get ripped off. I have saved all of the email communications between us as proof of this injustice, but what else can I do besides rant when the guy lives so far away? Oh well learn from my mistakes, because hindsight is 20/20.

Be warned!

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After posting a bulletin very similar to this on Myspace I finally heard back for Chris. He explained to me that he was having financial issues and offered me a credit on an 2009 boa or ball. My thoughts on this are that he had just posted a bunch of animals and some equipment for sale. So it sounds to me like he would rather get money then finish an outstanding trade with me. He seemed very upset by my post, but instead of working something out he deleted me from his friends list. I guess if he does end up sending me out a 2009 boa or ball of equal value I will post it on here. But somehow I doubt that will happen after 2 years.

Any suggestions?
 
Update

I feel like the story changes every time I talk with Chris. Now I guess since I posted about what happened he said he won't ever make it right. I am going to post our conversation from Myspace. Please note that Chris changes his screen name and both Lizard of OZ and Capt. Chuggers House of A** are Chris Brandenburgh.
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From: ..Cyrusdust..
Date: Jul 20, 2008 5:58 PM


Hello Chris I was just curious if you were still ignoring me. You promised me a albino baby boa in trade for the snakes I sent you. I sent you over $800 worth of snakes. I will make this fraud public if I have to. If there is some problem then why wont you talk to me about it? I have told you that you can send me out something else if you cant provide what you originally promised. I have our email communications. If you can't do that then I would like the snakes I sent you returned to me. I sure hope you don't rip other people off and I will try my best to make sure of that.............
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From: ..lizard of OZ..
Date: Jul 20, 2008 8:03 PM


i didnt have any albinos and ive pretty much sold everything to pay lawyers to get my step kids back and have been working as much hours as i can and a 2nd job at nite too so i can to raise money for the lawyers and pay bills dam lawyers are not cheap:(

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From: ..Cyrusdust..
Date: Jul 21, 2008 2:21 PM



Well then what do you want to do, because I feel like I'm getting the short end of the stick? I don't have much money either and have been selling off many of my snakes too. I'm sorry to hear that you are having those kind of problems.
-Meg
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From: ..lizard of OZ..
Date: Jul 21, 2008 6:55 PM


I DONT KNOW NOW AFTER READING THE BULLITAN WHAT DO YA WANT? CREDIT ON A 09 BOA OR BALL?
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From: ..Cyrusdust..
Date: Jul 22, 2008 2:41 PM

I don't know what you have to offer.
I have been downsizing my collection; so, if you still have the temp controller or non-living stuff to trade then I would accept that towards the trade. I really would like to get our trade completed sooner than later.
-Meg
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From: CAPT. CHUGGERS HOUSE OF ASS
Date: Jul 22, 2008 6:04 PM


i only have one thermo left
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From: Cyrusdust
Date: Aug 29, 2008 7:53 PM


Chris,
I noticed you deleted me from your friends here on Myspace. This is my offer to you. I would rather have one high end animal that a bunch of low end animals, but at least I could sell them and not feel ripped off. If you want to send me out snakes(s) of equal value then I will retract what I have said about you in public and explain that it was all a mistake. If that takes until 2009 then you will have to live with my posts about your injustice until your actions prove otherwise. I will not keep "beating a dead horse" but hope you chose to do the right thing.
-Meg
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From: CAPT. CHUGGERS HOUSE OF ASS
Date: Aug 29, 2008 11:56 PM


the damage is already done from the post, your retraction wont bring back lost sales should of chatted about it before you posted the stuff and drug my name thru the mud i feel the debt is paid in full
another note due to my failing health i no longer have all my animals anymore
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From: Cyrusdust
Date: Aug 30, 2008 1:20 AM


Chris,
I did try to talk to you before I posted anything! I have copies of the email messages and Myspace messages that I sent you that you never gave me a response to. I posted the bulletin at first only on Myspace to try to get a response from you. Now I have posted in many other places so that hopefully you won't be able to rip anyone else off. You know the damage was done when you decided not to fulfill your end of our trade agreement. Why would a retraction not work if you actually fulfilled your end of our agreement? Then people would know that you did the right thing. How are you loosing sales if you don't have all of your animals anymore? I'm sorry that you are not feeling well or having money problems, but I don't see how that justifies you ripping me off.

-M
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From: CAPT. CHUGGERS HOUSE OF ASS
Date: Aug 30, 2008 4:38 AM


i was not able to get online there for a while to read the messages before you posted the bullitian i did lose some sales that were pending due to the post you made i was selling the stuff to raise funds to buy you a albino boa the sales never went thru due to the post so i wasnt able to raise the funds to get one and have it directlly shipped to you
and what other sites ? you posted on?
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From: Cyrusdust
Date: Aug 31, 2008 1:00 AM


You never said anything about buying me an albino boa. If you had I probably would have just told you to send me out the cash and not worry about it. And whatever happened to the tangerine looking Hogg Island female that you knew I was interested in the one that you said you would probably trade me when the weather warmed up? If you could not get on line how come you replied the same day I posted the bulletin? Chris you are digging more of a hole and now just making stuff up. What is your point?
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Sorry to hear about this Meghan. I'm curious to the time frame that Chris claims he couldn't get online. I have some emails from him around the beginning of AUG. Chris contacted me a while back in regards trading a female etb he had for one of my hypo cyclone males. After seeing the pics of his animal in less than excellent health and a clean environment I decided to pass. Also on one of his website he's got a disclaimer saying "HEARTLAND HERPS Reserves the right to change or amend terms of service at any time." I would never do business with anybody saying something so broad. I especially wouldn't make a trade with somebody like that for animals they didn't have, nor would I accept an offer for "maybe I'll produce some next year".

Then he claims he lost potential sales for animals he doesn't allegedly have because of your post? Come on now. Wouldn't have been alot easier for him to contact you and see what you wanted to do? Maybe you would have accepted those animals, or maybe he could have sent you the cash from those sales instead of supposedly having an albino shipped directly to you.

What a joke. He has done all of this to himself. Maybe he could pull himself out of the mud by doing the right thing but I really doubt he will. This guy is white trash just like his myspace song says. Best of luck Meghan, Nick Stone
 
here's the emails from when I had contact with him, they just show the dates that he actully was online if it helps you any, from the bottom up

Thanks, but I'm not interested in her. I'm looking for something that appears to be healthier and kept in a cleaner looking environment. "HEARTLAND HERPS Reserves the right to change or amend terms of service at any time."
This statement doesn't really make me in to much of a hurry to do any business with you either. Thanks though, Nick Stone


----- Original Message ----
From: chris brandenburgh <[email protected]>
To: Nick Stone <[email protected]>
Sent: Saturday, August 2, 2008 10:48:17 AM
Subject: Re: Message about: Hypo Cyclone male to trade for Emerald (s)

heres a pic of her what do ya wanna know about her


Chris Brandenburgh
http://www.myspace.com/heartlandherps
http://heartland-herps.webs.com/
http://tinypinkfeeters.webs.com
topeka kansas


--- On Sat, 8/2/08, Nick Stone <[email protected]> wrote:

From: Nick Stone <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Message about: Hypo Cyclone male to trade for Emerald (s)
To: [email protected]
Date: Saturday, August 2, 2008, 12:20 PM


Could I please see pics of her and any background info you have on her? Please let me know if you have any questions about the male hypo cyclone. Thanks, Nick



----- Original Message ----
From: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Sent: Friday, August 1, 2008 11:09:56 PM
Subject: Message about: Hypo Cyclone male to trade for Emerald (s)

I HAVE A FEMALE ETB I MAY POSSABLY TRADE


Sent 01:09 AM, Aug 02nd, 2008 from I.P. Address 76.250.251.89/
 
Meg, whats you say here on the BOI stays here on the BOI.

Quite frankly I'm a bit disturbed at the idea that you would offer him a retraction of your statements just so that you can get your end of the deal. If he owes you then he owes you and its as simple as that. Are you really going to insult us with some nice things to say about him that aren't really true if he simply gives you what he owes you?
 
cyrusdust said:
If you want to send me out snakes(s) of equal value then I will retract what I have said about you in public and explain that it was all a mistake.

Good eye Bill, I missed that part, wow. Meghan if you were going to lie to everybody and cover for Chris just to get your animals, I don't really feel sorry for you much any more. Maybe you guys deserve each other
 
nickstone said:
Good eye Bill, I missed that part, wow. Meghan if you were going to lie to everybody and cover for Chris just to get your animals, I don't really feel sorry for you much any more. Maybe you guys deserve each other

Precisely.
 
first off did you bother to give him the link to this thread? so he may defend him self or make public statements?
i also would like to say nicks claims are false about the emerald
did he send you paperwork with the animals you already recived? does it have any contact info on it? the paper work i got with my animals i got from him had contact info on it email addy and i belive 3 phone numbers and his work phone number even his address
 
Yes, I did shoot him an email about. If you look at the time it's not long after I made my first post either.

Fauna BOI Nick Stone <[email protected]> Sunday, August 31, 2008 11:30:41 PMTo:[email protected]

Thought that you should know about this so you could respond.
http://www.faunaclassifieds.com/forums/showthread.php?t=907

My claims to the emeralds health were my opinion. I think that most people would agree that the animal in the following pics is in less than excellent health. Even Ray Charles or Hellen Keller could see that animal is probably an import that hasn't been treated and is probably a few pukes away from death. You can see the ribs pretty clearly and there's alot of loose skin. The scars on the head also don't help any either. Also I don't know of to many experienced keepers who co-habitate their emeralds with there ATB's.
Dispute it all you want here's the pics
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And you also need to put your full name on all your posts Rusty
 
if you didnt send him a thread link or atleast tell him what site you posted on like he asked in one of the messages
how can the guy defend him self if he dont even know this is going on?
so far it sounds and seems like a name bashing thread or exstortion lol
i also have done verbil agrements with him and he has fulfilled them along with a few others i know of
but of course i do know people change over time some for the worst some for the better
i know the claims about the emerald are false because i just bought her from chris and she is 100% healthy fat and robust and tame just like chris said she was.
it seemed heart breaking for him to sell her to me so i asked him why would he sale one of his prized tame emerald females he stated to me he needed funds for a albino boa weather or not it was to fullfil the transaction talked about on this thread im not totally sure i would hope to think so tho
this is making me want to go to his house this week and chat him up about this deal as much as he has been working i can say i belive him when he says he wasnt able to get online for a little while i did notice the date and time stamps in the emails meg posted had gaps and some huge gaps in the time date stamps on them like bill stated whats posted here stays here so even if he does complete the deal and you retract your comments his name can remain tarnished for a very long time i think you went about this all wrong if emails didnt work then you should of did the leg work to call him on the phone and work it over with him or drop a letter in the snail mail asking him whats up there seems like there were other /ways to contact him other then just myspace meg not everyone lives on myspace like most and i think it would realy look bad on your part to post on a site and not letting him know what site your posting on like he asked in the mesage he sent you. everyone has the right to defend them selves and if this thread has been going on without his knowledge or the right to make his public statments/defence well to me it seems wrong not to let them know the link or the site address i feel you jumped the gun here meg i understand your in another state but the infomation phone operator can and will lookup phone numbers for you of a person in another state. you have the return address that was on the recived animals he DID send you. you have his first and last name and i would like to think if you have internet service you may have a phone line in your home if posting from your home not to sound rude but that would of been my net step after no responce of myspace messages and i dont want to sound like im defending him i dont know the full nature of the deal you 2 made on this deal but it some what sounds lacking on your part when it came to exhusting all your contact resources before posting on here i mainly came to this thread and posted to it in order to defend the health issue of my new emerald i got from him but after reading it a few times i had to comment on a few things i noticed
 
look again its not a atb and she looks healthy in thos pix as well and shes not a import i ment did meg send a link to him or tell him what site she was posting on like he asked?
 
Can any available moderator do a quick IP check between Boaholic & Bambo Boa. My apologies if I am wasting anyone valuable time, but posts from both these two idiots lead me to believe they are one in the same.
 
Chuck, I was wondering the same thing myself. Seems a little fishy that bambo_boa, would just happen to come onto the BOI, and by chance make his first post in defense of Chris.
 
nickstone said:
Chuck, I was wondering the same thing myself. Seems a little fishy that bambo_boa, would just happen to come onto the BOI, and by chance make his first post in defense of Chris.

Well we'll certainly see if and when an available mod does the check. I certainly think they are they same person. I think even if I'm wrong that there are three people I would definitely never ever in a million gazillion years ever deal with - Meg, Rusty, Chris.

Have a good holiday bro! ;)
 
Your a peach!

Interesting. I find it funny that when someone gets screwed over and they complain about it here on Fauna classifieds they are the ones who get attacked. How frustrating! I wasn't going to lie about anything and am rather offended at being a called a liar when I didn't do anything wrong. I guess the mistake was complaining about it on this site.

What I meant to Chris was that if he did send me out what he promised that I would post that he did so. That way it would be made public that he did do what he promised. I was trying to give Chris an out, because it took me publicly complaining to get him to talk to me.

I guess I should have not used the word "retraction". I'm sorry their is a gap in the time line. We communicate via his email and messages on Myspace. I will try to get them all together and post on here. I will message him and tell him I posted a complaint here on fauna classifieds. I would like to see what he has to say to me when everyone can see it.

So again tell me why when someone gets ripped off by a Fauna Classifieds member and posts a complaint they get attacked?
 
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