Alyx
Strange but True
This frog walks into a bank, waits through the line, and eventually gets to talk to a teller. He notices her name plate reads Ms. Patricia Whack.
He informs the teller he needs a loan for $30,000 to take a vacation somewhere nice.
Patty looks at him in disbelief and asks for his name.
He says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that he knows the bank manager, so the loan should be no problem.
So Patty thinks a minute and tells the frog he will need some form of collateral, to which the frog produces a small shiny pink elephant, perfectly formed to scale and hands it to her.
Thoroughly confused, Patty explains she needs to go clear this with the bank manager and disappears into the back office.
She finds the manager, and says " a frog named Kermit Jagger is out fron requesting a good sized loan, and says he knows you, and wants to use THIS for collateral (holding up the tiny pink elephant). I mean, what the heck is this thing anyway?"
The bank manager looks at her confidently and says,
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone
(ok, ok, it was cheesy, but ya smiled at least a little didn't ya???)
He informs the teller he needs a loan for $30,000 to take a vacation somewhere nice.
Patty looks at him in disbelief and asks for his name.
He says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that he knows the bank manager, so the loan should be no problem.
So Patty thinks a minute and tells the frog he will need some form of collateral, to which the frog produces a small shiny pink elephant, perfectly formed to scale and hands it to her.
Thoroughly confused, Patty explains she needs to go clear this with the bank manager and disappears into the back office.
She finds the manager, and says " a frog named Kermit Jagger is out fron requesting a good sized loan, and says he knows you, and wants to use THIS for collateral (holding up the tiny pink elephant). I mean, what the heck is this thing anyway?"
The bank manager looks at her confidently and says,
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone
(ok, ok, it was cheesy, but ya smiled at least a little didn't ya???)
