Up a telephone pole? Funny, that's where I always see rats over here - up in the wires, walking across the lines.
No escape from them it seems.

LOL
We get a lot of wild rats in our producing trees, they'll decimate them. They don't even limit themselves to eating a whole fruit or two, they have to nibble a bit on
every single one of them! You can't really give them in gift baskets to people then saying "Just eat around the rat bites".

They're pretty smart too, after about a week of successful kills they'll start avoiding the traps...
The encounter I remember most was actually on a rocky beach in LA. It was nighttime, we had just come back from a trip at sea and I went poking around for crabs on the shore to amuse myself before we went home. I tilted up this huge rock and 5-7 huge, black rats just swarmed out from underneath! I swear one went over my foot!
I normally pride myself on having a good "creepy" tolerance, but I just lost it then. I had no idea our beaches had rats and of all the critters I expected to see, that was not one of them.
I guess there really is nowhere safe from those varmints.
