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Anyone think I would get very far with this personals ad?

SUGAR DADDY WANTED
Divorced WF, 31, seeks sugar daddy to finance her ball python habit.
I do cook, can carry on intelligent conversation, healthy sex drive, but am a terrible housekeeper. Ball python cages are checked daily and kept clean. Package deal includes the ball python fanatic, ball pythons, 1 rottweiler, 3 cats, own house and car. Sugar daddy must be able to purchase at least one good morph per year, along with several normal females, prefer to have own collection and habit. Must be able to hold intelligent conversation and not be physically repulsive nor sexually disfunctional, and afford to employ a maid. 4WD truck and Rottweilers a plus. Send pictures of ball pythons (sugar daddy can be in pic also!)

What do y'all think? Would that get me the man I am looking for? :rofl:
 
And this right here is where you went wrong...
BallPyFan said:
Must be able to hold intelligent conversation and not be physically repulsive nor sexually disfunctional, and afford to employ a maid. 4WD truck and Rottweilers a plus.
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the first three could be hard to get all in one (single) package, but good luck! :wavey:
 
It could be a good idea to trade personal technical details by email rather than a public board.......
 
Attention sugar baby-Is that all ,talk about EZ.....LOLOL-good luck,Happy new year everyone!!!!! Any NEW years rez.....Mine will be fill up new space I got today w more of my scaley kids morphetically speaking-more ladies,a new set of rims and rubber and of course a sexy french maid with a healthy sexual apetite-must love all of my kids including hots and nots,garfield-and 2 pending shepards-oh did I mention I also am pretty darn good @ burning-on the stove or grill and youd never ever b able to tell I dont have a maid & pretty much a jungle-darn that tarzan I wish jane had a sister!!!I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE BLUE PILL....oh yeah also a girlfriend if I can find the room!!!!Salutations!!!
 
BallPyFan said:
Now that I have quit laughing hysterically, I have been told yes I do. Honestly, I expected a question/comment like that from Brian!
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I was too busy getting booted for a hotel last night because of my damn friends...... Something about almost starting a fire by blowing fireballs with Everclear, or something like that. It is all pretty fuzzy still and I was to have left for Florida by now, but I feel like I got hit with a truck.....

And I really wouldn't have asked that. It isn't that important anyway now is it?
 
BallPyFan said:
No, the "important" question I would probably get warned for! :rofl:
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No really it isn't that damn important. Many have said how great they are only to come up short. You know they talk the talk but can't walk the walk, so I just gave up on finding someone who can actually do that well.

As for being warned.... It is just points which would come under discourtesy to other members. I have my moments and if I recieved a point every time I should have much like every other member here we would all be up there with Seamus. :D
 
I know what you mean about some people not being able to walk their talk! Highly annoying, to say the least. I have found that if a guy VOLUNTEERS the info, likely he is just bragging and can't live up to it. If I have to ask directly, and get a semi-modest answer, either A) he's being truthful, or B) I'm gonna be REAL noisy when I find out it's false modesty LOL. It's usually A. There is one exception (to my experience) and that is the guys that tend to, errr, "come up short" in certain areas who have developed mad skills to compensate! As for importance, well, maybe I still have too many hormones to take that attitude just yet. Speaking of attitude, if a guy has the right attitude, I can teach him just what it takes to keep ME happy.

Oh, Herpaholic, no I'm not easy LOL just single and doing some "comparison shopping."
 
sirenofthestorm said:
:rofl: oh that was priceless.... you are very quotable! lol
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Then quote away LOL On public forums I tend to try to get creative to express concepts that I usually just say short and to-the-point words. Most often 4 letter words, and after 6 years in the US Army I have heard them all, I think! I have always prided myself not just on my vocabulry, but also my vulgar vocabulary :dgrin:
 
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