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Pissing Contests

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When I was a school nurse, I would regularly have to find fresh outfits for little kids for a variety of reasons.
Sometimes, the little boys would have contests and accidentally (or not) zap the next little boy over.
I myself have never been in such a contest of course and have never heard of women doing such; I'm sure it is part biology and part feminine natural good manners, heh.
I heard the phrase around this site recently and it stirred curiousity, did any of y'all participate in such things?
I fail to see the entertainment in it but year in and year out, these kids took it seriously.
Did you do it? (Did you win?)..... :rofl:
 
Hmm.. first of all I have cared for many little boys (my two who are 3 and 13 now) and also my nephews (5, 8 and 15 now). I never witnessed any so called pissing contests between them.

Myself.. I was too busy doing other things.. like reading, riding my bike, skating, swimming, playing with Star Wars figures etc etc. If someone would have asked me what a "pissing contest" was when I was a child I would have not had the slightest idea what they were referring to. :rofl:
 
my brothers used to actually have for reals pissing contests off the outside balcony of our house . my one brother pissed off that balcony until he was about 30 (when he was at home) because he was too lazy to walk out his door and make a turn into the bathroom ,which was right nextdoor to his bedroom. it reall angered my mother because he killed all her plants and shubery and flowers and what not right under that area of the balcony... plus it killed off her carpet grass... big yellow circle of dead carpet grass
 
I got into one once....... but my feet got all wet. :raspberry
 
what the...????

I myself have never been in such a contest of course and have never heard of women doing such; I'm sure it is part biology and part feminine natural good manners, heh.
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I usually do not peruse these forums because I find them distasteful and inappropriate, but I am compelled to post here and now. Lucille, perhaps you have never participated in a 'literal' pissing contest with real urine, you have without a doubt engaged in blatant pissing contests with other members of this forum, and I find your "natural feminine good manners" a total sham. Since you claim to have been a psychiatric nurse, you are surely aware of the term "passive-aggressive", and persons that have this mental disorder choose to get even with those they dislike by 'sneaking around the back door' of issues and potential confrontations by manipulation and deceit. In my personal opinion, your behavior in starting this thread is a textbook example.

When I think of a "Welcome Club", I am of the notion that it is like the "Welcome Wagon"... a place for new-comers to this growing site to come and get a feel for the atmosphere and be greeted with open arms. Apparently, my notion is incorrect because all I see here is a spill-over of the Lonely Hearts Club Forum where the atmosphere is laden with sophomoric bodily function and sexual undertones.
 
Right you are, Ken!! :hehe:

that was a great thread marcia, very thought provoking and quite well said. becareful (editing of posts by the mods is okay here ok?)
anywho i never have had a litteral peepeeing contest

dude marcia but i like sophomoric behavior about bodily functions and the sexual inuendoes. (not the nasty ones yuck grosses me out to think about some of that stuff talked about) like MXC :rofl:

will you psychoanalize me please cuz you seem prety good... you seem to have pegged a few right on the noggin

(and this is a prime example of great schooling...Berkley is quite an achievment... will you teach me the properties of radon and it's uses?)
 
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Golden Gate Geckos said:
I usually do not peruse these forums because I find them distasteful and inappropriate, but I am compelled to post here and now. Lucille, perhaps you have never participated in a 'literal' pissing contest with real urine, you have without a doubt engaged in blatant pissing contests with other members of this forum, and I find your "natural feminine good manners" a total sham. Since you claim to have been a psychiatric nurse, you are surely aware of the term "passive-aggressive", and persons that have this mental disorder choose to get even with those they dislike by 'sneaking around the back door' of issues and potential confrontations by manipulation and deceit. In my personal opinion, your behavior in starting this thread is a textbook example.

When I think of a "Welcome Club", I am of the notion that it is like the "Welcome Wagon"... a place for new-comers to this growing site to come and get a feel for the atmosphere and be greeted with open arms. Apparently, my notion is incorrect because all I see here is a spill-over of the Lonely Hearts Club Forum where the atmosphere is laden with sophomoric bodily function and sexual undertones.
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How annoying..

Get over yourself.

I never got involved in any pissing contests. I have pee stage fright! :hehe:
 
Golden Gate Geckos said:
I usually do not peruse these forums because I find them distasteful and inappropriate, but I am compelled to post here and now. Lucille, perhaps you have never participated in a 'literal' pissing contest with real urine, you have without a doubt engaged in blatant pissing contests with other members of this forum, and I find your "natural feminine good manners" a total sham. Since you claim to have been a psychiatric nurse, you are surely aware of the term "passive-aggressive", and persons that have this mental disorder choose to get even with those they dislike by 'sneaking around the back door' of issues and potential confrontations by manipulation and deceit. In my personal opinion, your behavior in starting this thread is a textbook example.

When I think of a "Welcome Club", I am of the notion that it is like the "Welcome Wagon"... a place for new-comers to this growing site to come and get a feel for the atmosphere and be greeted with open arms. Apparently, my notion is incorrect because all I see here is a spill-over of the Lonely Hearts Club Forum where the atmosphere is laden with sophomoric bodily function and sexual undertones.
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... sounds like an invitation to a pissing contest if you ask me. :raspberry

Anyway, going back to the original query of the thread... Way back when I was in grade school I remember a few such contests. I think that's why they installed those dividers in between the urinals - so that it would be difficult line 'em up in front of the urinals. I think the Europeans still appreciate the sport though. Most of the bars I was in over there had these really cool troughs for urinals. Not THAT was just an invitation if you ask me...
 
PaulSage said:
I think the Europeans still appreciate the sport though. Most of the bars I was in over there had these really cool troughs for urinals.
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Ever been to Fenway Park in Boston?
 
jglass38 said:
How annoying..

Get over yourself.

I never got involved in any pissing contests. I have pee stage fright! :hehe:
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hey whoever you are, realy you have no idea mmmm'kay? i mean none at all .... i guess marcia finally hit a point where she had to say something, i do not think to start a pissing contest but rather pointing out the obvious (what you didnt think i myself and i am sure others actually "knew" what this thread was about)... least marcia comes out and says what she means instead of the sidestepping and the backdoor approach....
 
Robin, I am entitled to my opinion, as you are. My opinion is, if you don't want to get involved in a thread, then don't. But this moral high ground crap is ridiculous. I would be willing to bet that she is a religious zealot. Who cares whether she dislikes potty humor or not? I love "sophomoric bodily function and sexual undertones" in my humor!
 
jglass38 said:
But this moral high ground crap is ridiculous. I would be willing to bet that she is a religious zealot.!
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not even close!!!!! your psychoanalysis is WAY OFF !!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
Robin,

I dont psychoanalyze. It isn't my profession. What Marcia could have done is just ignore the thread if she had no interest in it. I have read the thread that apparently sparked this one and certainly see Lucille's passive-agressiveness. Seems like lots of people have had their problems with her. She should have just ignored it and walked around the crap instead of wading into it.
 
Well Robin, it looks like you've gotten into a little pissing match yourself. LOL.
 
Jim O said:
Well Robin, it looks like you've gotten into a little pissing match yourself. LOL.
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Jim,

No pissing match here. Anyway, I would probably feel inadequate considering that you are the master! :raspberry
 
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