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Planned Pollhood

Planned Pollhood, what do you wanna see?(More than 1 OK) Polls about:

  • How to understand women

    Votes: 6 40.0%

  • How to understand men

    Votes: 3 20.0%

  • Seamus Haley. Nuff said.

    Votes: 3 20.0%

  • Sharing your feelings; the language of love

    Votes: 2 13.3%

  • Fun Kinky Stuff

    Votes: 7 46.7%

  • Accessories for Kinky Stuff (instructions optional)

    Votes: 5 33.3%

  • More personal ads (y'all must write these, I don't publish mine here lol)

    Votes: 7 46.7%

  • Romantic stories of true love

    Votes: 1 6.7%

  • Polls comparing lurid experiences

    Votes: 3 20.0%

  • which are mostly made up, anyway; if guys are telling them

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Another 'most popular male Fauna heart throb' poll

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Another 'most popular female Faunette' poll

    Votes: 1 6.7%

  • simple 'how to' lessons lol

    Votes: 3 20.0%

  • Which ERs to go to when you do not mind your lessons, above; and the rings and so on get stuck

    Votes: 1 6.7%

  • 'Best Reptile Date' contest

    Votes: 3 20.0%
  • Total voters
    15
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I have been building polls around here for quite a while now. Some, like the 'kinky' series, were wildly popular; others did not fare so well; although by and large polls are a popular item. SO, I decided that y'all get to choose the subject of my next poll; if you don't see it listed, you can post a subject, so let's see what y'all REALLY wanna hear about........
 
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I myself would like to see more than merely polls, I would like to see entire books about how to understand men, or else demand that the gummint start tattooing instructions on their asses. They are a total mystery to me, sometimes....
They are sorta like microwaves: I know which buttons to push to get results, but I am clueless when it comes to really understanding them.
 
OK we need some tiebreakers: It's Haley, kinky, and lurid experiences, so far; what's it gonna be?
 
You know... it could always be a poll about what kind of lurid situations and kinky adventures people want to see that Seamus guy involved in...

Personally I think he's all hype.
 
I think Seamus could write a masterful poll on his own; perhaps it might be diplomatic for a pollster to ask this living legend for permission to post a poll about His Royal Haleyness.......? And of course there are concerns that:
1) the world and
2) the women of Fauna
may not be ready for such a risque expose....
 
I really can't think of a way to better this forum. It has a lot of active "regulars" and it keeps drawing more people in and they STAY :) Maybe a way to get more people to visit here? I love it, and you're doing an awesome job keeping it lively!
 
lucille said:
I myself would like to see more than merely polls, I would like to see entire books about how to understand men, or else demand that the gummint start tattooing instructions on their asses. They are a total mystery to me, sometimes....
They are sorta like microwaves: I know which buttons to push to get results, but I am clueless when it comes to really understanding them.
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Wow, are you serious. That's the first time I've ever heard of women having trouble understanding men. Entire books?
1. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
2. Don't touch the remote.
3. We don't ask for directions.
4. Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
5. If it itches it will be scratched.
Print that out, and you're all set. :nuts:

Now understanding women.....wow, books on the subject could fill the Library of Congress, and we men still would not understand you women. :crying: :D
 
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