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    In short, DON'T! Email notices are to ONLY alert you of a reply to your private message or your ad on this site. Replying to the email just wastes your time as it goes NOWHERE, and probably pisses off the person you thought you replied to when they think you just ignored them. So instead of complaining to me about your messages not being replied to from this site via email, please READ that email notice that plainly states what you need to do in order to reply to who you are trying to converse with.

  • IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!! About the Google Adsense ads being displayed

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    Yeah, I know. They are a pain in the butt. But they pay the bills to keep my server running. Just a fact of life, I am afraid.

    Want to get rid of them? Simple. Just become a Contributor level member or above and they will be gone. -> Please click HERE."

    Is that too much for me to ask of you to keep this site running? Well, sorry about that. I too wish I could get everything for free. But alas.....

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    Google Adsense ad revenue for December, 2025 was just $30 over the cost of the lease for the server running this site. So, in effect, the money providing the incentive for me to continue running this site is coming SOLELY from the paid memberships and sponsorships here. Which honestly ain't much....

Poor Poles.....

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Last night a 2-seater Cessna crash-landed in a Polish cemetary.... so far, they've dug up 638 bodies!

A guy walks up to the Pope and askes him if he can tell him a Polish joke?? The Pope says, "I want you to know, my son, that I'M Polish"! The guy says, "Don't worry, I'll explain it to you"???

How bout the guy that's half Italian and half Polish???
He made himself an offer he couldn't understand??

Two Poles were walking down the street and they come across a German Shephard licking his balls.... one Pole says, "Man, I wish I could do that!" The other Pole says, "Well it's OK with me, but you'd better pet him first!

Did you hear about the Polish Kamakazi pilot who flew 137 successful missions??

Three Poles were in the Maternity ward looking at their new baby girls.... the first one says, "That's my third baby girl, one more baby girl and I'll have a women's Bridge Club".... the second one says, "That's nothing, this is my seventh baby girl, one more baby girl and I'll have a professional women's softball team".... the third one says.... "That's nothing, this is my SEVENTEENTH baby girl, one more baby girl and I'll have a complete golf course!"

....Neil
 
Three couples have babies in the same hospital at the same time. One couple is German, one is Jewish, and the third is Polish. All three of the babies are born at the same time and have the same weight. The nurses get the babies mixed up. Confusion ensues. After about an hour of nurses running around, the German father is fed up. He stands up and says, "I'll handle this." At this he raises one hand and says, "Heil Hitler!" The German baby snaps to attention, the Jewish baby craps, and the Polish baby plays in it.
 
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