Yo Mamma

[scalesnstuff]

Ok, Roll up your sleaves and lets get dirty.
Since this is now a TV show and pretty much everyone at one time got in a yo momma fight in the elementary lunch room here is a chance to rekindle a not so mentioned but favorite American past time. A yo momma thread.

 

[scalesnstuff]

Your Momma is so dumb she thought Dr Dre was a gynecologist.

 

[Cory_Best]

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

 

[scalesnstuff]

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

 

[Cory_Best]

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

 

[SIRS]

yo mama is so ugly -for halloween she has to trick or treat though e-mails

 

[SIRS]

yo mama is so fat when she cuts her self she bleeds gravy

 

[Cory_Best]

Yo momma's like chinese food...... sweet, sour and cheap!

 

[Cory_Best]

Yo momma's like cake mix, 15 servings per package.

 

[scalesnstuff]

Yo momma’s so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

 

[scalesnstuff]

Yo momma's so old she owes Jesus a nickel.

 

[scalesnstuff]

Yo momma's so old, her birth certificate is expired.

 

[scalesnstuff]

yo mama is so ugly -for halloween she has to trick or treat though e-mails

That is hilarious.

 

[scalesnstuff]

Yo momma may be old, but she still parties like it's 1899.

 

[Cory_Best]

Your momma's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

 

[Cory_Best]

Yo momma's so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled, ding dong.

 

[scalesnstuff]

Yo momma's teeth so gapped up when she takes a bite out of a sandwich it looks like a jigsaw puzzle.

 

[scalesnstuff]

Yo mommas breasts so small her bra sizes are in lower case letters.

 

[techgirl]

yo momma so skanky the CDC had to quarantine the laundromat she wahed her undies at.

 

[scalesnstuff]

Good one Techgirl