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Old 05-05-2010, 04:15 AM   #1
americananie
The Breakup Letter

A soldier stationed recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home.

It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you these past two years since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm so sorry, but please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Becky

The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their wives, girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures that he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope, along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
 
Old 05-05-2010, 05:12 PM   #2
shinezilla
OUCH!

That's funny
 
Old 05-05-2010, 05:15 PM   #3
Payara
LMFAO Priceless
 
Old 05-07-2010, 10:13 AM   #4
Mistyck
That's great. LOL
 
Old 05-10-2010, 01:28 AM   #5
Reptiles & More...
Loved it!, now I have to say, that's a guy w/a great sense of humor regardn' her issue, lol...
 
Old 05-11-2010, 03:02 AM   #6
americananie
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Originally Posted by shinezilla View Post
OUCH!

That's funny
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Originally Posted by Payara View Post
LMFAO Priceless
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Originally Posted by Mistyck View Post
That's great. LOL
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Originally Posted by Reptiles & More... View Post
Loved it!, now I have to say, that's a guy w/a great sense of humor regardn' her issue, lol...
I glad you guys liked it
 
Old 05-14-2010, 11:36 AM   #7
Heart4Dragonz
Amazing!
 

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