UFO?

Originally Posted by SPJ

Hey Chuck, what happened?
Did the aliens abduct the cable?

Steven, that wasn't nice.

I inherited this video camera from my dad. It is so old that I'll bet you anything that your brothers marriage had a longer shelf life than the battery that came with it.

I got the cable. Its the perfect length if I were considering hanging myself with it, but the thing that plugs into the camera end of it doesn't seem to want to fit. So now I have to send the thing back to the seller and he'll see if he has the right cable to send back to me. And that means a trip to my lovely spanish only speaking post office here in the lovely kissimmee, fl. Last week it took me twenty minutes to explain I wanted a roll of stamps.

So thank you for your patience.

Maybe you should try to purchase it from some place other than local Phone Home Electronics store (I think they know what you are trying to do).

Originally Posted by critical bill

It is so old that I'll bet you anything that your brothers marriage had a longer shelf life than the battery that came with it.

Hell, a gallon of milk has a longer shelf life than his marriage.

Originally Posted by SPJ

Hell, a gallon of milk has a longer shelf life than his marriage.

LMFAO!!!

It was a cheap shot, but it was all I had on ya to use.

Okay Chuck, I wasn't going to chime in on this, but I think we live pretty close to each other and you are a Vince Slap-Chop guy so I'll throw this in.

I leave for work early in the a.m. (5:15ish). I was on my short-cut to I-75 about 2 months ago (and quite wide awake). Just crossed the Hernando-Pasco county line and saw movement over the treetops about a quarter of a mile away.

Whatever I saw was probably a couple of hundred feet long and cigar shaped. It was flying straight and fast about 50 feet over the treeline. No lights at all. It was dark in color, but not so dark I couldn't make it out against the sky (it was night for all intents and purposes). The three things that really stuck out to me were the speed, lack of sound and no lights (including any kind of visible jet burn).

Could have been some freaky experimental thing I guess, but I'm in the Air Force and even the various stealths had nothing on this...

There's my UFO story - and it really was a UFO. It was flying and damned if I could identify it.

I just hope we're not comparing anal probes in a year... LOL

Theres alot of planes that travel to the Homestead military base at midnight, and mornings, might have been a plane traveling to a base.

What I can't figure out is why travel all those light years just to probe some Earthling's anus???? Are evenings REALLY that long and dull on Betelgeuse?

Originally Posted by Helenthereef

What I can't figure out is why travel all those light years just to probe some Earthling's anus???? Are evenings REALLY that long and dull on Betelgeuse?

I think I just though of the reason for the probing of the Earthling's anus'. There is a large portion of the Earthlings I have encountered with their heads up their asses and probing is the only way to get to the brain to see how they tick. It's a theory.

Originally Posted by Helenthereef

What I can't figure out is why travel all those light years just to probe some Earthling's anus????

Earth has resources not found in other planets thats why they travel here.

Yep, Where else ya gonna find an anus with a head in it?