Potentially and Realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
Difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if
she Would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.Then ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million Dollars, and then
ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a Million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt
For a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great
University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad
Pitt I would sleep with him In a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt For a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you
know what a million bucks Would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
Dad.


His dad then asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three
million dollars ...

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.'