Love Dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's
house.
> > She
> > > rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her
> > > daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music
was
> > playing,
> > > and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
> > > "What are you doing?" she asked.
> > >
> > > "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
> > daughter-in-law
> > > answered.
> > >
> > > "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> > >
> > > "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
> > >
> > > "Love dress? but you're naked!"
> > >
> > > "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It
excites
> > him
> > > to no end. ! Everytime he sees me in this dress, he instantly
becomes
> > > romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of
me."
> > >
> > > The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
showered,
> > put
> > > on
> > > her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and
lay on
> > the
> > > couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
> > >
> > > Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying
there
> > so
> > > provocatively.
> > >
> > > "What are you doing?" he asked.
> > >
> > > "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
> > >
> > > "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

LMAOPOD
Laughing my ass off pounding on desk. That was great!