THE LADIES WILL LOVE THIS!

I know this has been around for a while, but THIS is my ultimate fantasy...

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off of him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything , that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00................on one condition"

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said..............



"Clean my house."

That guy doesn't live around here, does he?

Don't know...but he sure doesn't live around here!

OMG!!!!

ha ha ha ha ha.. love it

Pfft, if you guys want a guy to come clean your house you can have my husband. He's so OCD over cleaning the flippin' house we argue about it.

LOL

Funny, but I don't think I'd want a guy to come clean my house. I'm OCD about how things get done, and if they're not done the way I like them then I freak out and have to start it all over again even if it is clean.