Here is a new one...

Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI Seattle Divisionuse
1110 Third Avenue
Seattle, Washington 98101-2904
Payment Code: R5109176K
Reg No: 132731593

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has discovered through our intelligence
Monitoring Network that you are eligible to receive the sum of $7,500,000.00 USD
regarding to an over-due Inheritance/Award payment which was fully
endorsed to be paid in your favour.therefore,the FBI Seattle Division in
conjunction with the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Has
screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed
and notified that the transaction you have with the Financial Institution is
Legal and you have the Lawful Right to claim your due fund.

The President His Excellency Alhaji Umaru Musa Yar Adua President of the Federal
republic of Nigeria has given us the final approval to pay your fund to you
within the next 72hrs, Your fund valued $7,500,000.00 USD has been
deposited into a Gold smart Card.

You are required to Pay the fees of $380.00 USD for the shipment
of your Gold Smart card to your choice location, $380.00 USD is the only fees
that has been approved by both the FBI and the Bank that you are to pay as cost
of Delivery of your Card .

The name of the Head of accounts Mr. ALEX OWO.
Find below the payment information.

Name of receiver: Alex Owo
Office Address: 47 St John Street Victoria Island, Lagos 23401
Nigeria.
Text Question: making friends
Answer: Good
Name of Sender:.....................
Address of Sender:..................
MTCN#...............................
Amount....$380

As soon as we receive your payment, he shall proceed with your fund transfer
immediately. We anticipate your prompt response. If you need to contact me at any
stage please do not hesitate to call (+1-206-
203-4190)


Sincerely,
Steven M. Dean (Assistant Special Agent-in-Charge)
cc Robert Mueller (FBI Director)

OMG, is that funny or what??? You should forward that to their local field office, I'm sure they would get a kick out of that!

A local moron that "hangs out" with my sister tried to buy a $500,000 home from my dad. The proof of income that he provided was these spam mails and his proof of his payment of the fee.

My lunatic sister swears I'd better start being nice to her and her new boyfriend because as soon as they can get together the $1200 needed to pay a prefessional money handler to secure the transfer they are going to be rich.

Originally Posted by Briscoe007

A local moron that "hangs out" with my sister tried to buy a $500,000 home from my dad. The proof of income that he provided was these spam mails and his proof of his payment of the fee.

My lunatic sister swears I'd better start being nice to her and her new boyfriend because as soon as they can get together the $1200 needed to pay a prefessional money handler to secure the transfer they are going to be rich.

I really don't know what to say to that. My condolences?

Thanks Mike, she has been mine and my families hilarious burden to bear for the past 30 plus years but don't fret. I am pretty sure that the two of them are breeding; it is only a matter of time before they infest the world near you.

Why is it always from somewhere in Africa? Why couldn't it be from Poland? Or China? Or Candy Mountain? They'll all make us laugh, so they can at least mix it up a bit.

I bet if you put candy mountain that people would still send money. I am tempted to test that out. Not gonna do it though - cause I don't steal - even from really really stupid people.

OMG-NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

You mean Uncle Buzz-Click-Snort DIED????

Hello.

I am Capt. Michael Scholl,assigned to 2nd Battalion, 3rd Marine Regiment, 3rd Marine Division, 3rd Marine Expeditionary Force, western Anbar Province in Iraq.I am presently in Iraq. I am seeking your assistance to evacuate the sum of $10,570,000 (Ten million Five Hundred and Seventy Thousand USD) to the States or any safe country.

For more details please contact me via my private box: mikeusscholl@yahoo.cn

Respectfully,
Capt. Michael Scholl.
mikeusscholl@yahoo.cn

Its so sad people pray on the less fortunate thinking people ,Shame on all of them and let
.............. GOD sort them out............... Oh ya he has he leased them the hottest piece of property on Earth........... AIDS........... Famin...............oh ya and last but not least......
..........................Scary lookin women with Badd Birthcontrol methods.......... Africa