This one might get pulled....

...but I'll try and make it obscure enough.


A woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar.

She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an old drunk squinted his eyes towards her, slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"