Dog eats paralyzed man's testicle

To add insult to injury they took him to St. Bernard's

A Trumann Missouri man awoke Monday morning to find his dog eating one of his testicles.

The man, who has not been identified, is paralyzed and told police he has “no feeling from the waist down.”

Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a “burning pain” in his mid-section, according to the initial police report.

The 39-year-old man told police he sleeps in the nude and noticed the dog was between his legs.

He also noticed the “small, white, fluffy dog” had blood on its muzzle and front feet.

When the man looked further, according to the report, he noticed that “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”

The victim said the dog was a stray he had taken in about three weeks earlier. The man was unsure if the dog had been vaccinated.

Police took the dog to a local veterinarian where it was euthanized. Its head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies.

The victim was taken to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center where he was treated for his injuries.

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Originally Posted by JColt

To add insult to injury they took him to St. Bernard's

Dog-gonit, that's the Nuttiest story I ever heard, I bet my left testicle there is more to it. I bet the newly neutered man found the experience to be ruff. I wonder if "lefty" was transported to St. Bernards Regional Medical Center by greyhound bus.

Now, that I got that out of my system out of my system... I'm curious to see if it turns out later that the man had an issue he wasn't aware of such as cancer or something. Poor guy seems to have some really bad luck.