critical bill said:Guys...the words bother her. Cant we pick two new words to describe the guy? I mean it shouldn't be hard, and Deb is a good person and has asked nicely.
I wipe my butt, but I never find a stalk of wheat. A corn kernel sometimes, but no wheat.
Hey would you look at what I just came up with....Butt Corn. I don't think Deb will have a problem with that.

snake5007 said:If he ends up in prison (again) we can call him butt meat.![]()

snake5007 said:If he ends up in prison (again) we can call him butt meat.![]()
Chameleon Company said:First off Chuck, in most instances, "your good" is incorrect, and would be correctly written as the conjunction "you're good".
Now, as for "butt wheat" or "butt corn", etc. In the first case, while I am sure Deborah is a fine politically correct sensitive entity .....who gives a rat's rear end ? Back to case history, we do know that the chewed off remnants of corn-on-the-cob, the remaining "cob" (all soft and fuzzy) were used in days of yore (not your), before the invention of toilet paper, usually in a basket in the outhouse. My own personal close examination tells me that they were well designed for the purpose. Not exactly Charmin, but also more heavy duty for those really majestic moments. Whether a handful of wheat chafe was used in lieu of a charminesgue corn cob .... well, it seems possible to me !! Maybe the over-used "butt-head" would be less offensive, although I like "ass-clown" a whole lot too, and so as not to offend, we'll be sure not to say "brown-eye clown" ..... sheeeesh.
Chameleon Company said:First off Chuck, in most instances, "your good" is incorrect, and would be correctly written as the conjunction "you're good".
Now, as for "butt wheat" or "butt corn", etc. In the first case, while I am sure Deborah is a fine politically correct sensitive entity .....who gives a rat's rear end ? Back to case history, we do know that the chewed off remnants of corn-on-the-cob, the remaining "cob" (all soft and fuzzy) were used in days of yore (not your), before the invention of toilet paper, usually in a basket in the outhouse. My own personal close examination tells me that they were well designed for the purpose. Not exactly Charmin, but also more heavy duty for those really majestic moments. Whether a handful of wheat chafe was used in lieu of a charminesgue corn cob .... well, it seems possible to me !! Maybe the over-used "butt-head" would be less offensive, although I like "ass-clown" a whole lot too, and so as not to offend, we'll be sure not to say "brown-eye clown" ..... sheeeesh.
csreptiles said:I do agree that I should have left my feeling aside and just paid April, But after all the going issues, hostel voice mails, calls to my employer, several bad email and ect, Not to include this is the 2nd time around form me have the state remove reptiles from my facility from lies from someone on this thread.
csreptiles said:Come on now a raises? Will you not stop at anything! I do agree that I should have left my feeling aside and just paid April, But after all the going issues, hostel voice mails, calls to my employer, several bad email and ect, Not to include this is the 2nd time around form me have the state remove reptiles from my facility from lies from someone on this thread. I not blaming April totally but it sure didn't help, call me what you want. the fact of the matter is I did agree to pay April and pay her EXTRA funds, But as from the start in this thread, I had made my mind up and once my issues are done she will be greatly refunded with $120 plus
Yeah, right Chuckie. Do you have some ocean front property in Arizona up for sale on Ebay too?csreptiles said:But as from the start in this thread, I had made my mind up and once my issues are done she will be greatly refunded with $120 plus.

crotalusadamanteus said:So why not just "get 'er done" (is that racist?) and move on?
The only "fact" here is that you are a thieving scumbag liar.csreptiles said:I done, I'm not the type to run my mouth before a keyboard. April will be paid the $120 plus an additional $380.00 fr a total of $500. That is a fact!