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Good Guy Dan Scolaro/dts reptiles

More idiotic conjecture from another loud mouth who does not have a dime to spend on reptiles.

Bring something of flavor here if you bid to blither.

If not, listen and learn, and tuck tail and hide like the other fools who I have proven wrong.

And I don't sell to morons, so don't try later like most.
 
Dan... why am I not surprised.

Someone comes on here and states that because of the way you handle yourself here... they will not buy from you... and because of this... they are automatically morons.

Way to go.... that shows your future potential customers how you are. Why would you be surprised when someone states they dont want to deal with you.

Why not say.... Im sorry you feel that way... and I wish you the best. Why do you have to talk down to everyone?

And you will notice once again.... I didnt mention anything about past dealings... Im going strickly off how you handle yourself here. Sure you can have fun... and talk like you do... but you must realize that it is gonna hurt business. Even if its only a small handful of folks that choose not to do business with DTS.... it still hurts business. Maybe you dont need the business... and if that is the case... then way to go... but why put yourself in that position.

And yes... I know... Im a moron...
 
Why make me repeat myself again?

I handle myself great and enjoy whipping the few morons each and every time who bid to retaliate because I whipped them before. What is your argument with how I handle myself? I kick butt to who deserves it, so what.

Idiotic statements to not buy are not only idiotic, they are selfish as the idiot voicing such blither is seeking to earn favor from the other idiots by pretending to have a real interest whereas their interests are to gain favor from morons. And if you avoid to buy from someone like myself with a stellar reputation, then your friend gets it and breeds it and you look like a bigger sap later.

Nothing on this forum could ever bother anyone's business. And if you don't believe it, then see how many dealers who have been proven to be legitimately bad, and see how they are still thriving. It's a sad fact actually.

My great record of never a legitimate complaint will continue and the saps will just have to live with it. I work very hard to maintain that record.

And by the way, you are wrong about your guess work. I have seen people here fight with me and then 3 months later try to buy something, so guess again smart guy.

I work very hard and many long hours to send off great stuff, so do not really appreciate some jerk like yourself even pretending to care what is good or not good for this industry.

Grow a chin hair or two and come back in 10 years and make some expert comments or hide like the rest of the fools.
 
Dan Scolaro said:
Grow a chin hair or two and come back in 10 years and make some expert comments or hide like the rest of the fools.
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Now this looks familiar...isnt that the same thing you apologized to me for the last time.

Im just trying to help you see things from a different perspective... but if you dont care.... then I dont care.
 
Dan Scolaro said:
Why make me repeat myself again?

I handle myself great and enjoy whipping the few morons each and every time who bid to retaliate because I whipped them before. What is your argument with how I handle myself? I kick butt to who deserves it, so what.

Idiotic statements to not buy are not only idiotic, they are selfish as the idiot voicing such blither is seeking to earn favor from the other idiots by pretending to have a real interest whereas their interests are to gain favor from morons. And if you avoid to buy from someone like myself with a stellar reputation, then your friend gets it and breeds it and you look like a bigger sap later.

Nothing on this forum could ever bother anyone's business. And if you don't believe it, then see how many dealers who have been proven to be legitimately bad, and see how they are still thriving. It's a sad fact actually.

My great record of never a legitimate complaint will continue and the saps will just have to live with it. I work very hard to maintain that record.

And by the way, you are wrong about your guess work. I have seen people here fight with me and then 3 months later try to buy something, so guess again smart guy.

I work very hard and many long hours to send off great stuff, so do not really appreciate some jerk like yourself even pretending to care what is good or not good for this industry.

Grow a chin hair or two and come back in 10 years and make some expert comments or hide like the rest of the fools.
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Dan, I hate to break it to you, but YOU are a nobody. The only things I have ever seen from or about you are bad reviews on the BOI. Everything that I have heard come out of your mouth has been nonsense.
I care more about this industry than you realize (considering that you do not know me at all). I've been working with reptiles almost my entire life. I have dealt with a LOT of reputable breeders and keepers over the years. I have also encountered a lot of people that care only about cash. I am not saying you are either of those things Dan, since I have never dealt with you directly, but like I said before, your comments make it very difficult for anyone reading them to WANT to deal with you, reputable or not.

I'm sorry that you have to resort to name calling and childish remarks when you hear something you do not like. I'm sorry you see me as "another loud mouth who doesn't have a dime to spend on reptiles"... In reality, I spend quite a bit on reptiles, but I do not buy from the ignorant. I prefer to give my money to people who prove themselves to be competent human beings.

Thanks for the mild entertainment Dan... I'm sorry that your reputation is HORRIBLE for the most part, and that you are determined to keep it that way.
 
Dan Scolaro said:
I handle myself great and enjoy whipping the few morons each and every time who bid to retaliate because I whipped them before. What is your argument with how I handle myself? I kick butt to who deserves it, so what.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You've never whipped anyone on this forum, you bad little boy. Santa could guide his sleigh through the thickest fog using only the glow of your repeatedly-spanked buttcheeks, you poor, crazy asswipe.

I'll never "tuck tail" here, you repetetive, stupid, homosexually-repressed ass-clown. Bring it on, you brain-damaged ass-hat.

I'm trying to be original. What have you got, you weak-minded little boy-chaser? Same old crap? Hah! Come on back so I can spank you for the hundredth time. I've kicked your little butt so many times that it's not even funny anymore! I'm sick of seeing your exposed little ass around here. Cover it for once, or stay the f*** away, you dimwitted amateur!

:rotflmao:
 
Dan Scolaro said:
Why make me repeat myself again?

I handle myself great and enjoy whipping the few morons each and every time who bid to retaliate because I whipped them before. What is your argument with how I handle myself? I kick butt to who deserves it, so what.

Idiotic statements to not buy are not only idiotic, they are selfish as the idiot voicing such blither is seeking to earn favor from the other idiots by pretending to have a real interest whereas their interests are to gain favor from morons. And if you avoid to buy from someone like myself with a stellar reputation, then your friend gets it and breeds it and you look like a bigger sap later.

Nothing on this forum could ever bother anyone's business. And if you don't believe it, then see how many dealers who have been proven to be legitimately bad, and see how they are still thriving. It's a sad fact actually.

My great record of never a legitimate complaint will continue and the saps will just have to live with it. I work very hard to maintain that record.

And by the way, you are wrong about your guess work. I have seen people here fight with me and then 3 months later try to buy something, so guess again smart guy.

I work very hard and many long hours to send off great stuff, so do not really appreciate some jerk like yourself even pretending to care what is good or not good for this industry.

Grow a chin hair or two and come back in 10 years and make some expert comments or hide like the rest of the fools.
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Danny

The most astounding facet of your presence on this site is that you have yet to figure out that you are nothing but comic relief here.

Continue dancing around with your pants around your ankles spewing nonsensical gramatically incorrect drivel. It's a great way to start 2009
 
Have as many dirty dreams of me as you wish John, but it will not discount your accountability for many false charges and idiotic statements.

And watch your temper Roy or else you may not get any brownie points despite your sick intentions to spank me.
 
Dan Scolaro said:
And watch your temper Roy or else you may not get any brownie points despite your sick intentions to spank me.
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The "brownie points" part of your post doesn't make any sense, but at least the spanking part approximates a clever retort to something I actually wrote. And it didn't come from your short list of stock responses, so it was somewhat original...

Congrats, Dan! :beer:
 
The OP isn't a setup by anyone.
He actually did order and receive the viper boa and didn't even know of posts here about the seller.
Jon called me after he had ordered the snake, and I mentioned he should check here to see what others experiences have been.

And no, I'm not a setup by Dan either.
 
telefrag said:
The OP isn't a setup by anyone.
He actually did order and receive the viper boa and didn't even know of posts here about the seller.
Jon called me after he had ordered the snake, and I mentioned he should check here to see what others experiences have been.

And no, I'm not a setup by Dan either.
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What his opinion now? Does he feel lucky?
 
Nothing was ever set up Chuck. My customers are great and sales are great and you just pooped your pants in that nice red dress and we got you another so just say thanks and polish those high heels.

Dan
 
Dan Scolaro said:
Dean: Find a different outlet than this forum for your insecurities and quit knocking people all of the time as it only makes you look worse. If you cannot see the humor in it, then expand your horizons and do us all some good and wash your mouth out with soap.
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Dan Scolaro said:
Nothing was ever set up Chuck. My customers are great and sales are great and you just pooped your pants in that nice red dress...
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Hypocrite...
 
I have bought multiple snakes from Dan, and they are all healthy and eating well! Everything was as advertised, and he warned me of any problems that they might have, which they didn't. He was GREAT with communicating with me (unlike Ben Seigel who would NEVER ANSWER QUESTIONS). Shipping was reasonable and packaging was perfect... he even threw in an extra baby snake for me! I have no problems with Dan Scolaro and intend to purchase animals from him in the future! When someone sells many animals, there are going to be people who have problems... no one is perfect, but Dan has done everything possible to ensure my satisfaction.
Thank you Dan! I say "Good Guy"!! :)
 
scmartin27 said:
I have bought multiple snakes from Dan, and they are all healthy and eating well! Everything was as advertised, and he warned me of any problems that they might have, which they didn't. He was GREAT with communicating with me (unlike Ben Seigel who would NEVER ANSWER QUESTIONS). Shipping was reasonable and packaging was perfect... he even threw in an extra baby snake for me! I have no problems with Dan Scolaro and intend to purchase animals from him in the future! When someone sells many animals, there are going to be people who have problems... no one is perfect, but Dan has done everything possible to ensure my satisfaction.
Thank you Dan! I say "Good Guy"!! :)
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I hope you don't actually have a problem in the future. It should be obvious to you how he handles those situations.

I honestly can't understand how he's still in business.
 
I just felt like hopping in this to say I have dealt with Dan at least 2 dozen times in the past 7 years... Whether it was him sending me a bunch of wild caught snakes from his backyard, or me sending him a clutch of scarlet kingsnake hatchlings in trade for some turtles. Dan never did me wrong.
 
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