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Pittsburgh Reptile Show Sept. 20th 2009!

I don't know if it would be considered cruelty but what Kristy has in store for Dennis certainly is. I'm still trying to iron the wrinkles out of my table cloth after she was wringing it (I'm guessing imagining it was Dennis' neck) at the mere mention of Dennis' name. I am surprised you didn't find one of those poor SOB's wearing the Algar Reptiles shirts bloodied in the parking lot. She did show some real self control in not walking up behind one of them and taking her frustrations out on them.
 
royal1reptiles said:
ok so kristy wanted midget strippers soooo much that she sent me these links so i could find them .... ( mabye she did not send them and i found them for her) HAHA There will be no strippers at the show no matter how small they are....
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I am officially tramatized now.

:eek:
 
DAND said:
I don't know if it would be considered cruelty but what Kristy has in store for Dennis certainly is. I'm still trying to iron the wrinkles out of my table cloth after she was wringing it (I'm guessing imagining it was Dennis' neck) at the mere mention of Dennis' name. I am surprised you didn't find one of those poor SOB's wearing the Algar Reptiles shirts bloodied in the parking lot. She did show some real self control in not walking up behind one of them and taking her frustrations out on them.
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DAve you could not imagine the self control I had to have at that show.

I kept thinking my mom was close enough to midget size I should toss her and take out their table. M poor mom had the look of fear in her eye the rest of day after I asked her how tall she actually was. :reddevil:
 
Next Show October 11th 2009

Ok im starting to get ready for the October Show the phone calls are starting already thought i would let anyone looking for a table know that there are only 2 left at this time. So call NOW i hate turning people down but looks like a waiting list might be coming soon.

Also i was thinking about making a vendors brag page on the web site if any vendors would like to "brag" about something they will be bringing to the show take a pic or two tell me what it is and what you will be selling it for, Send me an email to [email protected] and once i get one or two i can start a vendor brag page! I think this might be a great way for vendors to have things sold before they even get to the show for pick up that day! Just thinking about more and more ways to make all my vendors more money.
If any one has any other ideas let me know and i will try to use them if possible.

ok think i talked enough
thanks for reading
Amanda Hess
www.pghreptileshow.com
 
I dont think you two understand how hard it is to get a decent midget stripper.
I must have interviewed 500 of them.
I no longer have any one dollar bills. Of course to interview them and get them full effect you have to actually tip them in their midget G-strings ( or would it be g-strings).

Trying to find one that is the right size. Not too small, not too tall, not too skinny, arms not too short, good pole skills.... It has not been a treat at all.
 
porkchop48 said:
I dont think you two understand how hard it is to get a decent midget stripper.
I must have interviewed 500 of them.
I no longer have any one dollar bills. Of course to interview them and get them full effect you have to actually tip them in their midget G-strings ( or would it be g-strings).

Trying to find one that is the right size. Not too small, not too tall, not too skinny, arms not too short, good pole skills.... It has not been a treat at all.
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I have no comments nay more i cant stop laughing :D i think i will have to make sure you make lots of money at the next show ALL in ones that is....:eek:
 
porkchop48 said:
I dont think you two understand how hard it is to get a decent midget stripper.
I must have interviewed 500 of them.
I no longer have any one dollar bills. Of course to interview them and get them full effect you have to actually tip them in their midget G-strings ( or would it be g-strings).

Trying to find one that is the right size. Not too small, not too tall, not too skinny, arms not too short, good pole skills.... It has not been a treat at all.
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I would just like to have the definition of "good pole skills". :dgrin:
 
Kristy i have an idea for you i will get you a pole at the show and you can show every one what you are looking for at the show (for the strippers....!:eek: if you have insecurities about doing this we can just have you lick some of your dart frogs first...:D:thumbsup: then every thing will be ok ...
 
royal1reptiles said:
Kristy i have an idea for you i will get you a pole at the show and you can show every one what you are looking for at the show (for the strippers....!:eek: if you have insecurities about doing this we can just have you lick some of your dart frogs first...:D:thumbsup: then every thing will be ok ...
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Sounds like good plan. :yesnod:
 
royal1reptiles said:
Kristy i have an idea for you i will get you a pole at the show and you can show every one what you are looking for at the show (for the strippers....!:eek: if you have insecurities about doing this we can just have you lick some of your dart frogs first...:D:thumbsup: then every thing will be ok ...
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Trippin' and strippin' Kristy. :dancer01:
 
royal1reptiles said:
Kristy i have an idea for you i will get you a pole at the show and you can show every one what you are looking for at the show (for the strippers....!:eek: if you have insecurities about doing this we can just have you lick some of your dart frogs first...:D:thumbsup: then every thing will be ok ...
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Frog licking and pole dancing :yesnod: Add some alcohol and it sounds like a typical weekend at my house :rofl::rofl:
 
So Amanda there is a new frog vendor????

Yeah Dave I definately dont want people to think I am weird or anything. Wonder if Dennis is actually going to make it to this one.
 
porkchop48 said:
So Amanda there is a new frog vendor????

Yeah Dave I definately dont want people to think I am weird or anything. Wonder if Dennis is actually going to make it to this one.
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Yes Kristy There is another frog vendor this month,
That is why we are putting the Pole next to your table figured you could attract all of the customers to your table by giving free pole dancing lessons to everyone. that comes and buys frogs from you this month only! lol

Every thing will be great at the show ! im sure . It will be fine just get your butt to the show and sell them frogs kristy...
 
Anybody looking to drop a vision 222 & 332 ?I need them to finish off a wall unit and I will be there vending with venom central (willy), so no need to even bring in could transfer truck to truck & cash to pocket :yesnod:
also always looking for various visions so if you have something else thats taking up space let me know.
scott
 
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