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Made me laugh

DAND said:
Where were you putting the peanut butter? Incorrect placement of the peanut butter would render the trick null and void.
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LOL!!! Great question Sensei. Unfortunately the only answers I can give would get this thread sent straight to hell in a handbasket. Hence I must refrain.

*goes back to wax on wax off the cars*
 
this seems sadly appropriate for this site


"Beside Humans and most Primates, the only other female mammals that are born with hymens are Llamas, Guinea pigs, Manatees, Moles, Toothed whales, Elephants, Rats, Seals, and Horses."
 
DAND said:
Connects, one :kaboom:, two :kaboom:.
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I see Sensei has taken on another pupil...her kung fu is strong yet her mind is weak...I will let her win this round...out of respect for Sensei...


Miss Tuniwha said:
"Beside Humans and most Primates, the only other female mammals that are born with hymens are Llamas, Guinea pigs, Manatees, Moles, Toothed whales, Elephants, Rats, Seals, and Horses."
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Gorillas, oddly enough, have one of the smallest primate penises, despite the fact that they are the largest primates on Earth. Gorillas penis size averages around a paltry two inches.
 
Marine flatworms all have penises but none have vaginas.

During mating they indulge in "Penis Fencing", and try to stab each other anywhere on the body.

The winner gets to donate sperm, the loser has to slink off and lay eggs.....
 
Nick - I thought of you when I read this...

A female hyena has a pseudopenis that they can erect at will. To mate, the male has to insert his penis into her pseudopenis.
 
The giant palm salamander of Central America (Bolitoglossa dofleini) shoots out its tongue with the fastest speed developed by any known muscle in the vertebrates. The species can shoot out its tongue at 18,000 watts of power per muscular kilogram.

Bolitoglossa extends its tongue (which measures more than half of its body length) in about 7 milliseconds, 50 times faster than an eye blink.

Top THAT skill, Nick!

:reddevil:
 
Twizted Paths said:
During the mating flight of a virgin queen bee the drones genitals explode and snap off inside her.
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Now THATS a gift that keeps on giving!


Helenthereef said:
Marine flatworms all have penises but none have vaginas.

During mating they indulge in "Penis Fencing", and try to stab each other anywhere on the body.

The winner gets to donate sperm, the loser has to slink off and lay eggs.....
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I am undefeated in competitive scrabble...as well as in recreational "Penis Fencing." Jeffy...tell them!


Mistyck said:
Iguanas can end their own life.
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See Brandi...I told you that Iggy left on his own free will...it had nothing to do with my husbandry!!! I kept telling you...Iguanas LOVE shoe boxes filled with cigarette ash!


Twizted Paths said:
Nick - I thought of you when I read this...

A female hyena has a pseudopenis that they can erect at will. To mate, the male has to insert his penis into her pseudopenis.
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Hey, I never denied that you got bigger balls then me. However, you are correct...all the ladies laugh at me during the mating ritual. :(


SamanthaJane13 said:
Dand...all I ever did was give you more much-needed publicity for your stripping Sasquatch career, and this is how you repay my kindness and generosity?

See if I ever help you again, young man!!

:flamethr::willy_nil
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Sensei, she has disgraced the schools scroll...because she is weak of mind. I spoke of this earlier yet I was shunned. :shrug01:


SamanthaJane13 said:
The giant palm salamander of Central America (Bolitoglossa dofleini) shoots out its tongue with the fastest speed developed by any known muscle in the vertebrates. The species can shoot out its tongue at 18,000 watts of power per muscular kilogram.

Bolitoglossa extends its tongue (which measures more than half of its body length) in about 7 milliseconds, 50 times faster than an eye blink.

Top THAT skill, Nick!

:reddevil:
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I once counted to infinity. :cool:


Miss Tuniwha said:
its not is tongue that he can "extend" that fast.. .. but then it retracts just as quickly??
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Its all in the hips ;). 4,000 RPM (Rams Per Minute)...I'm telling you ladies...send me a plane ticket and I'll have you changing your vote to choice #1 in that "other" thread!
 
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