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Husbandry of human offspring?

Thanks for all the kind words, guys :blush:. Now I feel kinda guilty for even considering using the kids to test out the ventilation in my new racks...by locking them in there overnight :eek:.

Iguanachic said:
Here are two prime specimens I have considered offering up. Both have all toes and nails but neither has a tail :( The bigger one keeps a messy cage and the little one bites. As you can see they can be handled if you get a good grip. As interesting as they are I think I will be ready to let them go in 15-20 years. Inquire for prices :)
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HEY! That post is VERY inappropriate! :NoNo:............................................it belongs in the classifieds :raspberry
 
Even with all of your great advice, I've still been searching for more husbandry info. The following, is a MUST have (IMO) for anyone who will be dealing with "Children"...

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ROFLMAO I have a nephew that has a baby on the way and I had to forward that to him. It was hilarious. Thanks for sharing and good luck with the new additions.
 
Twizted Paths said:
You weren't thinking of letting him be free range where you :NoNo:

I told you, they need crated anytime they're not muzzled & chained.

And what ever you do DON'T feed them, they'll never leave!

The above applies to both men and children.
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Thank you, Belle!!!

Finally, someone who gives the REAL 411 on these little demon spawns...

My 4yr old learned her colors and numbers with mommy's lighters at the age of 2 :thumbsup:
 
When my daughter was in kindergarten I had to go after school & talk to the teacher because she properly identified a pic of a bufo as a toad not a frog and wouldn't back down.

I wound up in the principle's office because the damn teacher wouldn't admit there's a difference between frogs and toads. I should have kept my mouth shut, they called social services on me for having a boa :angry:
 
Twizted Paths said:
When my daughter was in kindergarten I had to go after school & talk to the teacher because she properly identified a pic of a bufo as a toad not a frog and wouldn't back down.

I wound up in the principle's office because the damn teacher wouldn't admit there's a difference between frogs and toads. I should have kept my mouth shut, they called social services on me for having a boa :angry:
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Smart kid :thumbsup:
 
Twizted Paths said:
When my daughter was in kindergarten I had to go after school & talk to the teacher because she properly identified a pic of a bufo as a toad not a frog and wouldn't back down.

I wound up in the principle's office because the damn teacher wouldn't admit there's a difference between frogs and toads. I should have kept my mouth shut, they called social services on me for having a boa :angry:
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Are you kidding me???? And to think, some of these people have degrees:shrug01: I am sincerely impressed and happy that your daughter would not back down on a subject that she obviously knew more about than the teacher. We need more people like that in this world.:yesnod:
 
'Course she's not going to back down when she's right ~ she is my spawn :rofl:

I just have to get her to stfu, apologize and learn when she's wrong. Slower going there but progress is being made. Parenting pre teens suck :ack2:
 
Parenting pre teens suck
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and it don't get any better until they hit 20. My kid was possessed by a-know-it-all, depressed, angry, flaky demon at age 13 and it didn't leave her body until she hit 20. There is still residue of the know-it-all part of the demon.
 
Melinda said:
and it don't get any better until they hit 20. My kid was possessed by a-know-it-all, depressed, angry, flaky demon at age 13 and it didn't leave her body until she hit 20. There is still residue of the know-it-all part of the demon.
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Yeah-mine are 31 and 21...and STILL possessed.

Time for an exorcism.
 
Here's an update of the offspring...:willy_nil.
Thank god we got the ultrasound...I'm rusty and when I palpated I counted 7 :eek:

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I need to start stocking up on all the husbandry equipment...gloves, tongs, provent a-mite, etc...
 
polasian said:
Here's an update of the offspring...:willy_nil.
Thank god we got the ultrasound...I'm rusty and when I palpated I counted 7 :eek:

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I need to start stocking up on all the husbandry equipment...gloves, tongs, provent a-mite, etc...
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The gloves and tongs would be for diaper duty, wouldn't it Nick?:rofl::rofl:

Gotta admit, the thought of changing diapers is a little nerve wracking. along with having 2 babies to care for:willy_nil
 
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