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  1. Reptiles 101

    The hypnotist

    It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want...
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    Crooks

    Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and...
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    How to make her happy

    Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye. The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife: “Dear, breakfast is made. I’ve gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!” He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough...
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    Kid vs barber

    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the...
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    Good job

    From a passenger of the Vacaville, 
California, public bus company: Dear Sir, I would like to commend driver Lea 
Schroeder for the following reasons: 1. She frequently doesn’t stop for me when I’m waiting at the bus stop, but she always waves as she goes by. 2. If she’s running behind, she...
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    Hedge trimmer

    An ad for a hedge clipper that 
I had to read twice: “A built-in safety switch prevents accidental starting, and blades will stop when you take one hand off.”
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    Honest business slogans.

    Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by 
a corporation.” Ritz crackers: “Tiny, edible plates.” CliffsNotes: “They’re still going to know you didn’t read the book.” Gillette: “We’re just going to keep adding blades.” ChapStick: “You’ll misplace it before the tube’s...
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    The inspiration.

    At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband's marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the...
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    Any chemists

    A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it." The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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    If you could have any reptile or amphibian in the world what would if be?

    So if you could have any reptile or amphibian what would it be, you can pick more then one. I would have to say a tuatara and a borneo earless monitor are on the top of the list for me.
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    The two best things put together.

    The maple bacon donut It was delicious.
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    Check out this holdback het witblits.

    This baby is from a clutch 6 months of trial and error that took a ton of effort as the female was not going to have anything to do with the male and i couldnt be happier with the results iv decided to hold back 5 of them just to see how they turn out. Father 22 inch witblit het hypo x mother is...
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    Ouch!!

    So yesterday for the second time in my life i sprained me ankle and the pain is excruciating. I stepped on a uneven surface and pop my ankle went and its pain levels are wierd somtime it throbs and other times its just painful when i have to walk. I dont think ill get over the poping noise it...
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    How to get the family together

    A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,“I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” 'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. “We can't stand the sight of each other...
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    Pie

    How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
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    Fauna is so lonely.

    So last night i saw the number of people on the threads and it was the smallest iv ever seen, so i took a picture of it. Iv also noticed a lot less poeple have been of fauna the last week is this normal this time of year?
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    Have to find a internship ASAP.

    Ok so with my school in order to graduate i have to intern somewhere which is proving to be quite the challenge. Ok so this is how the internship works i work for you for free for 20 hours a month and i take pictures and learn how to work for a employer i curently am 17 years old and am...
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    Dragons in a blanket

    I was moving baby dragons to there enclosure and saw 5 heads popping out thought it looked cute enjoy.
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    Buddha body

    My friend boasted he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain where Buddha actually comes from.
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    A eskimo

    An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled – “So where’s your igloo?” “Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…”
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