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  1. Laura Fopiano

    Welcome Back

    Since this is the welcome club forum, I would like to welcome back those special members who have been recently suspended and reinstated. Welcome back JimO and Wes!!!
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    Two year degree

    First off, let me apologize to all of the fine fauna guys out there, you know who you are, but lately men have well, been a real pain in my a$$!!! TWO YEAR DEGREE: Becoming a Real Man For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men...
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    Things To Do At Walmart:

    1. Get 24 boxes of tampons and put them in carts of guys when there not looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies restroom. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official...
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    Birthday suprize

    Last Week Was My Birthday And I Didn't Feel Very Well Waking Up That Morning. I Went Downstairs For Breakfast Hoping My Wife Would Be Pleasant And Say, "happy Birthday!", And Possibly Have A Present For Me. As It Turned Out, She Barely Said Good Morning, Let Alone "happy Birthday." I...
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    Did anyone else watch the Peter Jennings tribute last night?

    Peter Jennings is my favorite reporter, and the news of his death saddened me deeply. Last night's special covered his life and work, I was truly amazed at the love and dedication to his profession, and I will miss him!! RIP Peter Jennings
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    Laura Cox

    Born and raised in Orange County California and have never lived more than 20 miles form my birth place. I started cathcing and collecting critter's at the ripe old age of 6, however, my mother would not let me keep any until I was about 9, when my grandmother bought me my first lizards, a pair...
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    Girl's night out

    Two women friends had gone for a ladies' night out, but they had had a few too many Bacardi breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee so they stopped in the cemetery. Neither of them had anything to wipe with so the first one thought quickly - she would take off her...
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    Book store

    A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a...
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    First operation

    Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to...
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    For the ladies

    _______________________ One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back...
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    From my mouth to Gods ear

    A PRAYER . . . . Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
  12. Laura Fopiano

    Bad American

    I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I think owning a gun doesn't...
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    A trip to the vet

    Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious, Dad. Can you...
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    Camping is fun

    Dear Mom And Dad, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it...
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    Brian Potter & Bob Ashley of NARBC

    I usually don't post alot of info about shows or promoter's because in So Cal. we do not have a lot of choices, however, these gentle men diserve a little more than honorable mention. Brian and his staff went well out of their way to accommodate my club and his staff was always availbalbe to...
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    Matt Bruner of MBreptiles

    My experience with Matt was wonderful, he's a true profesional with very nice animals!! Perfectly package with feed card included. Matt is definitely one of the good guys this industry needs!! Thanx for the beautiful boa!!
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    Shanell of reptile house

    I just got back from Shanell's house with my new boa and what a beauty she is!! Shanell is a very hard working young lady that breeds all of her own animal's plus runs a rescue for unwanted and abused herps. Kudo's to you Shanell and thanx for a great snake.
  18. Laura Fopiano

    Greg Riso Simply the best!!!

    Greg has been the best to deal with so far!! My little angel came in cozy, warm, and well packed!! I can't thank you enough for the laughter and chat's on the phone. Anyone that is looking to do business on line, look no further, Greg is the best!! Thanx again!!
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    Shai Gurl... Good Girl!!!

    :) This is my first post ever!! (I guess I'm no longer a BOI virgin) But I must tell all what an awesome person Shai Gurl is!! I reponded to an add that she had posted about 1.1 pos het BP's and explained that my hubby is a cheap A$$ and won't let me spend any money, so I offered up a trade?? To...
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