Laura Fopiano
B&L Exotix
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb!
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you . . "
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of
the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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He said, "Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you
really badly."
She said, "Well, you succeeded."
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He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said, "That's a good idea . . . you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart."
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb!
_______________________
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you . . "
_______________________
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of
the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
_______________________
He said, "Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you
really badly."
She said, "Well, you succeeded."
______________________
He said, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said, "That's a good idea . . . you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart."
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